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On cloud 9
A shy English major discovers that her boyfriend’s main hobbies are contracts, ropes, and mood lighting, yet somehow the scariest part is his taste in literature.
Fifty Shades of Grey(2015)
At this juncture, have I surpassed the acceptable temporal window for issuing a formal apology? My sense of loss extends beyond mere physical absence, encompassing emotional and relational dimensions as well. I am fully aware that I have disappointed you, and I now seek to ascertain whether acknowledgment of my transgressions retains any efficacy.
Sorry - Justin Bieber
A human ballerina with a coffee mug as her head. She can usually be seen dancing or singing, or pirouetting gracefully.
Ballerina Cappuccina
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Barking up the wrong tree
A wealthy entrepreneur with the bedside manners of a used-car salesman invites a group of scientists to an island getaway that turns out to be a buffet for oversized chickens with dental problems.
Jurassic Park(1993)
Although our acquaintance is exceedingly recent and the situation may appear irrational, I provide you with my telecommunication coordinates for potential future engagement. Others may seek my attention through various pursuits, yet I extend this opportunity exclusively to you, should you wish to initiate contact.
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
A blue shark with elongated side fins creating legs. On his three feet, he wears blue Nike shoes. He appears in a beach setting, with sea waves and seagulls in the background.
Tralalero Tralala
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2 Peas in a Pod
Cop with a trench coat obsession questions whether clankers deserve empathy while falling for a girlfriend with an expiry date.
Blade Runner(1982)
It appears your primary objective is to capture my focus rather than cultivate genuine affection. Perhaps the mere concept of my involvement with another individual provokes discomfort. From the outset, I recognised that your actions serve only to ensure I never truly move beyond you.
Attention - Charlie Puth
A military bomber with the head of a crocodile superimposed.
Bombardiro Crocodilo
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Once in a blue moon
Ed Sheeran aah bloke recruits an inebriated, demented, hallucinating sea fossil while running away from a James Bond wannabe who's chasing materialistic gains.
The Adventures of Tintin(2011)
It was entirely unnecessary for you to abruptly sever our connection, acting as if nothing we shared ever existed. I require neither your affection nor your attention, yet you interact with me as though I were a complete stranger, which is profoundly unpleasant.
Somebody That I Used to Know - Gotye
An orangutan with the body of a pineapple
Orangutini Ananasini
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Burning the night/midnight oil
A Swedish hacker with bad social skills teams up with a journalist to solve murder mysteries while also inventing the edgiest desktop wallpaper aesthetic of the 2000s.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo(2011)
My dear, you hasten toward tumultuous waters, swept into shadowed realms, while I aspire to assume the role of your devoted companion. I find delight in your vocal performances, though my throat tightens with anxiety, anticipating inevitable errors in the lyrical articulation.
Riptide - Vance Joy
A hippo mixed with an iron armour/bomber and is known to launch nuclear devices on populated and low-income centers, and torments his children to do the same.
Ippobardo Sbombardone