Roommate Chris
This dorm building, situated nearest to the Marriott Center, is where Christopher spent his Freshman year at BYU.
What is May Hall?
Chris is looking forward to rooting for a new sports team beginning this fall, represented by this ursine mascot.
What is a Bruin?
Chris frequents concerts featuring his favorite classically trained artist, also his favorite.
Who is Jess?
This action/adventure game features cultist brain washing to the song, "Only You" by The Platters.
What is Far Cry 5?
From left to right, this is the position Christopher stood in the infamous "Crandalls Beach Walking" Hawaii photo.
What is first?
Christopher would regularly wake up with a poster depicting this artist having fallen on his face in the early months of 2012.
Who are the Beatles?
Chris once moved to Boston to work for this notable public figure.
Who is Mitt Romney?
Chris attended the Riverton High School staging of this classic musical in 2021.
What is the Spongebob SquarePants Musical?
This medieval fantasy action role-playing game can, on occasion, feature flying Thomas the Tank engines, crabs with top hats, and Master Chief who is always getting the f---- outta there.
What is The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
What is the N-word?
References to this game, played with a standard chess set (belonging to Alex Burt), would be a reliable way for Christopher to infuriate said Alex.
What is Chimble?
TeamSquad created a series of educational videos with this catchy title.
What is Dental Bites?
On a friends trip in 2019, Chris visited this famous art museum.
What is the Getty?
This RPG game won numerous awards for great storytelling, best sound, best character development, and ranks number 2 in Game Informer's list of top 10 video game twists of all time.
What is Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic?
As an attempt to fill a hole in his masculinity, Chris bought this weapon in high school.
What is a sword?
Christopher would ultimately ride a mattress down a set of stairs whilst playing this game to reign in the new year of 2014/2015.
What is the floor is lava?
Chris kissed this many girls his freshman year at BYU.
What is 4?
This band, a favorite of Chris', provided their music for a hit musical (Hint: It's not the SpongeBob SquarePants Musical!)
What is Abba?
The plunging attack is the most reliable move in this game. Also, popular controllers for this game are a USB Steering Wheel, and Rock Band Guitar.
What is Dark Souls 3?
This animal body part adorned the crotch area of Chris' favorite water polo speedo.
What is jaguar eyes?
This new reckoning would be used to denote time following a particularly disappointing even in Christopher's life.
What is After Jamba Juice? (or AJJ)
This financial instrument was a key feature of the 2008 mortgage crisis, and was also the basis for a scheme Chris and Alex came up with to bet on the longevity of BYU relationships.
What are Credit Default Swaps?
In a classic childhood photo, Chris can be seen playing this instrument.
What is the trumpet?
After battling against all odds during this entire game, the final mission play-through featured a brutal and uncalled for betrayal of Chris' final friend and suicide rather than fighting to the very end.
What is Halo Reach?
Christopher suffered this traumatic life experience while training for a 100 mile bike ride for High Adventure.
What is hitting a car?