Pennsylvania Dreamin
This city is where Tommy claims to hail from
What is Erie?
Sauron imbued much of his power into this object
What is the One Ring?
Tommy lives in this general biome
What is the woods? (or country)
What sea creature did Too Turnt Tommy sound like on the T9 bathroom floor?
What is a whale?
Tommy is dating a lovely hispanic lady who hails from this country
What is Guatemala?
In what war did Erie build 9 ships that would win the Battle of Lake Erie?
What is the war of 1812?
Bilbo stole the ring from this Hobbit-akin creature
What is Gollum (Smeagol)?
Tommy loves to watch these wild creatures that commonly graze
What are deer?
Too Turnt Tommy told campus police that Mickey Mouse was this type of creature
What is a dog?
Tommy has a wooden staff that he fished from Wells Falls, which was fittingly named this
What is Beavers' Bite?
During the 1920s & 30s, Erie was one of the biggest gateways to the country for this illicit good
What is booze?
This city whose name translates to "Tower of Guard" is the capital city of Gondor
What is Minas Tirith?
This is where you are taking me down to
What is the little white church?
Tommy won't drink this sweet, alcoholic nectar anymore after he, Henry, & Porter tag teamed an entire handle in one night
What is Fireball?
Tommy's first DND character went by this name
Who is Antinnu Ciryatan?
This is the capital of Pennsylvania
What is Harrisburg?
The Maiar, or Minor-god Olórin, is known by this name in the common tongue
What is Gandalf?
A longbird is a male of this species with a long tuft of beard
What is a turkey?
Too Turnt Tommy hurt his neck & lost his car keys on Kendall day while partaking in this activity
What is a slip'n slide?
Tommy and Sebastian bought 6 cases of this beer when it was discontinued during our Junior year
What is Busch Apple?
Pennsylvania is named for this settler
Who is William Penn?
This elf who aided Frodo was once the lord of the House of the Golden Flower
What is Glorfindel?
This backyard device is made from pieces of plastic pipe, a grill igniter, and hairspray
What is a potato gun?
Too Turnt Tommy was known for his Flaskzilla, as well as showing up to parties with a bottle of this flavor of rum, which he often mixed with cranberry juice
What is Dragonberry?
This is Tommy's favorite book series
What is the Inheritance Series?