Dad Jokes
Why can't frogs drive cards?
They always get toad
First President of the United States
George Washington
Roswell
Adam thinks this cartoon is terrible
Sponge bob
Name of the armor you get in the snow biome
Boreal Wood
What do you call the security guards for Samsung?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Nothing is better then this person
Chuck Norris
Another name for a noisy ghost
Poltergeist
Adam thinks this open world game is terrible
Skyrim
Which npc to do you get for killing the eye
Dryad
Why did the egg have a day off?
Because it was Fryday
Spends his life now fighting with creationist
Bill Nye
The name of the most famous cursed doll in the world
Anabelle
Adam thinks this singer is ugly
Doja Cat
The name of the rare wizard enemy undground
Tim
Whats do you call a fake noodle
An ImPASTA
Theodore Roosevelt
What you say on the demon goat bride
goatman i'm dancing on your bridge
Adam thinks this is the worse character in stardew
Sebastian
What game is deer clops based off of
Don't Starve
Whats cheese that you don't own
Nacho Cheese
Eats tons of hot dogs
Joey Chestnut
What hotel is the shining based off of
The shining Hotel
What comedy show does adam think is bad
The Offfice
What crate can you catch in hard mode in the desert
Oasis Crate