it´s beginning
With candy canes and silver lanes that glow
Run, run Rudolph 'cause I'm reelin' like a merry-go-round
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And she staggered out the door into the snow
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
Run, run Rudolph, Santa's has to make it in town
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
She had hoof-prints on her forehead
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
one in the park as well
"What would please you most to get?"
You have termites in your smile
It's not Christmas without Grandma
And I'm gonna tell my dad
Right within your heart
A little baby doll that can cry, sleep, drink
Of a seasick crocodile
Or send them back (send them back)
I did! I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
On your own front door
Santa, make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down
tangled up knots
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves
Come on, fellas, believe me!