A wide baseball/softball stick.
Fat Bat
A gigantic mushroom.
Humongous Fungus
A weeping king of the jungle.
Cryin' Lion
A small "taste the rainbow" candy.
Little Skittle
A very accomplished and noticeable North Shore mascot.
Striking Viking
A person who chooses hard alcohol.
Liquor Picker
A newspaper or magazine story about a proton or neutron.
Particle Article
Shirts, pants, and socks made just for the nostrils.
Nose Clothes
Nose mucus from a mechanical person.
Robot Snot
A secure place to leave your sodium chloride (NaCl).
Salt Vault
Groups at school where one can study eyewear.
Glasses Classes
An unhappy look coming from the face of a circus performer.
Clown Frown
A chuckle coming from the animal with the longest neck.
Giraffe Laugh
To toss uncooked bread.
Throw Dough
A very well-lit airplane trip.
Bright Flight
An instruction book that comes out every year.
Annual Manual
A feeling of deep satisfaction for a woman who is getting married.
Bride Pride
M&M's or Lifesavers that were dropped at the beach.
Sandy Candy
An artificial piece of meat.
Fake Steak
The way to the tub.
Bath Path
A stage play about a wooly South American pack animal.
Llama Drama
A tortilla filled with beans, meat, and crunchy cheese triangle chips.
Dorito Burrito
A wealthy sorceress.
Rich Witch
Strange facial hair.
Weird Beard
A distant sun-like object.
Far Star