Jokes
Which word in the dictionary is spelled wrong?
“Wrong”
How many bones does a shark have, not including teeth?
zero
What is the name of Oregon’s only national park?
Crater Lake National Park
Who is always trying to kill the Road Runner?
Wile E Coyote
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
The average person blinks how many times a minute?
14-17
What state can you go to jail if you cut down a cactus?
Arizona
Who is credited with inventing the light bulb.
Who is Thomas Edison?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
How many hearts does an octopus have?
Three
What is the largest US State?
Alaska
This country has won the most FIFA World Cups.
Brazil
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What is the rarest eye color?
Green
What is the only state where it is still illegal to pump your own gas?
New Jersey
What company is “lovin’ it” ?
McDonalds
I carry my house on my back. What am I?
A snail
What is the only animal with 4 knees?
Elephant
What state do chickens outnumber people 200:1 ?
Delaware
What farm animal cannot look up into the sky?
Pigs