What building has the most stories?
A library.
What is the capital of California?
Sacramento
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They weigh the same.
Where does one wall meet the other wall
On the corner.
How many days are in the month of October?
31
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A Map
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
Who are the reigning champions of the NBA?
Milwaukee Bucks
If you drop me I am sure to crack, but give me a smile and I will always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
A coin.
Who recently came out with the album "Certified Lover Boy"?
Drake
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
It stalks the countryside with ears that cant hear. What is it?
Corn.
What are two birds that cannot fly?
You see me once in June, twice in November and never in May. What am I?
The letter "e".