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"I had to miss 3 days of school because i got smoke in my eyes." 

Hank Giello

100

Student, entering class: "Heyy..seoodlsf.....good mornighvosf..dtzigp...Mr. Goldman." 

Neely

100
Monday: "Can we have a debate today?"

Tuesday: "Can we have a debate today?

Wednesday: "Can we have a debate today?

Thursday: "Can we have a debate today?"

Friday: "Can we have a debate today?" 

Ansley K. 

100

"Do you know what's for lunch today? Sage chicken tenders! Can we get out 25 minutes early?"

Jack P. 

100
True or False, the Purdue Boilermaker football team has defeated two SEC teams since 2017? 

True: Missouri (2017) and Vanderbilt (2019)

200

Dies kann nur ein Schuelerin lesen. 

Leilee

200
"Roman is doing this, so i have to as well." Or: "Roman isn't doing this, so i don't have to either." 

Nyle

200

"It's Friday, you know what that means? 2-5 minutes!"

Entire 6th period class

200

"OMG, i'm gonna fail this test...OMG, i just failed this test." Next day, when getting the test back: "OMG, i knew that i did well on this test!" 

Vivienne

200

The highlight of each day for my Period 5 AP World students was when this Period 6 student would walk by my classroom and wave? 

Victor Z. 

300

"Oh, i know the answer to the question. The answer is...wait, i actually don't know the answer." 

Cade G. 

300

Student: "Mr. Goldberg, who is your favorite student?"

Mr. Goldberg: "Cade"

Student: "Wait, i thought it was me." 

Ty

300

Student: "Mr. Goldberg, do you have any tissues?"

Me: "Yes, at my desk"

Student: Walks to desk and blows his nose standing over my plate of lunch

Repeats just about every day. 

Dooley

300

Said the day before each test this year: "Wait, we have a test coming up? But we haven't learned anything." 

Students turns towards neighbor: "Did you know about the test?"

Neighbor gives a slight nod indicating yes. 

Student: Sparks

Neighbor: Tori

300

If this student spoke more, we'd all be better because of it? 

Alexis A. 

400

All of this student's friends are retired and he will likely be the first among all of us to retire? 

Lotter

400

Student: "Mr. Goldberg, are we EVER gonna get the chance to play kickball?"

Me, on a random Friday: "Okay, here's your chance...let's go play kickball."

Student, now standing outside: "Never mind, i don't want to play." And then the student and his classmates just scattered. 

JP 

400

"Wait, LSU won the national championship this year?" Oh, i've always been an LSU fan. All of those Alabama and Georgia shirts? Yeah, they aren't mine." 

Baiad

400

Student, entering class: "Where's the ball, i'm gonna hide it from Cade?"

Three minutes later: Cade has the ball and is abusing said student. 

Acceptable answers: Harold or Crispin

400

This student went off on Smith one day before class started for reasons that are still not entirely clear. 

Georgescu

500

Mr. Goldberg: "Let's work on a project about 19th-century imperialism."

Student: "OK, let me tell you about World War II." 

Nyle

500

Student: "Mr. Goldberg, can we meet tomorrow morning to talk about the test?"

Next morning: Student is nowhere to be found

Emily B. (other answers acceptable too)

500

"Ross, why do you always sit closer to me on test day?" 

Harden

500

This student, despite being super loud, quietly had some of the best jokes all year? He also is a darn good student.  

Alec C. 

500

This student sent the only honest email during online school when he wrote, "I'm going fishing, so i won't be in class." 

Will C. 
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