YOU COULD PUT AN EYE OUT
In a 1996 film, the character Karl Childers wields a lawn mower blade as well as this title "Blade"
a sling blade
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a pram"
a baby carriage
With permission from this performer, Weird Al parodied her songs in "Polka Face" & "Perform This Way"
Lady Gaga
"I wish that I had" his "girl... where can I find a woman like that?"
Jessie
In "Hare Tonic", he hopes to make wabbit stew fwom that twickster Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
1964 saw the first time a man threw these 300 feet & the first time a woman threw it 200 feet
a javelin
Shirley Manson of Rubbish sang songs like "Stupid Girl" & "Push It"
Garbage
Parodying a hit by this singer, "Weird Al" had his own "Party In The CIA
Miley Cyrus
"What's The Frequency", this guy? "Is your Benzedrine, uh huh, I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed"
Kenneth
In "Buccaneer Bunny", he calls himself the "blood-thirstiest, shoot-'em firstiest, doggone worstiest"
Yosemite Sam
Owned by Bilbo & later Frodo, Sting was a magical one of these that glowed blue when servants of Sauron were near
a sword
No, I didn't just fall off the turnip lorry
truck
Encyclopedias & a case of Turtle Wax were among the prizes Al didn't win in this song & video that's near & dear to our hearts
"I Lost On Jeopardy"
"You in that dress, my thoughts I confess, verge on dirty, come on", her; may we add, "Toora loora toora loo-rye-ay"
Eileen
An anvil, rocket skates & a do-it-yourself tornado kit are items Wile E. Coyote has bought from this corporation
Acme
A narrow, connecting part of some tools, it's also prison slang for a knifelike weapon
a shank
A limerick generally consists of 5 anapestic queues
lines
In "My Bologna" Al rhymes "I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer" with "filling up my basket with" this brand
Oscar Mayer
"Help Me", this woman whose name repeats 13 times in the chorus, "Help me... get her out of my heart"
Rhonda
I say, he got above-the-title billing in the punningly named "Of Rice and Hen"
Foghorn Leghorn
From an Asian word, this type of "stick" is concealed in high grass to injure enemy soldiers
a punji stick
36 inches equals a garden
a yard
This favorite mentions "a malpractice suit" & "cuttin' for the very first time"
"Like A Surgeon"
"Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one, when you gonna give me some time", this woman? "M-m-m-my" this woman
Sharona
In "Hare-Way to the Stars", he informs Bugs that he's going to blow up the Earth because it obstructs his view of Venus
Marvin the Martian