HUMAN BODY CLASSIFIED ADS
Available for immediate occupancy: pair of respiratory organs; lobes & alveoli included; perfect oxygen "starter home"
Lungs
Looking to save some cash? Try packing your own lunch and bringing it to work, also known as this
Brown-bagging
Un-poke that straw from your orange: turns out this vitamin won't actually prevent colds, though it may shorten them
Vitamin C
AMC Theatres claims to sell 52 million bags of this snack food every year
This is gonna feel a little cold; treat an ankle sprain with "RICE": "rest", this "I" word, "compression" and "elevation"
Ice
Longest bone in body seeks calcium supply for osteoporosis prevention; no "thigh gap" fetishists please
With a knack for hardening into a rock-solid lump, this baking staple gets its signature flavor from molasses
Brown sugar
Potassium & sodium are examples of these charged minerals, which can sometimes be replenished via Gatorade
Electrolytes
In 2013, cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio assumed this lofty title
Pope
In optometry, "flashes" and "floaters" are 2 of the "4 F's" doctors often see in patients with a detached this
Retina
Vestigial organ seeks purpose; currently unhoused following abrupt removal from lower right abdomen
Appendix
It's the 1967 hit that asks, "Do you remember when we used to sing, 'Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da"'
Brown-eyed girl
Not a fan of beef liver? You're in luck: you can get a dose of this "sunshine vitamin" simply by walking outside
Vitamin D
If you love Dum Dums & Chupa Chups, you're a real sucker for this treat
Lollipop
Its "G" standing for "glycemic control", "glucose bad" is a mnemonic for people with this medical condition
Diabetes
Butterfly-shaped gland seeks iodine for critical hormone production in goiter-free work environment
Thyroid
It's a type of sound containing every frequency our ears can detect; listening to it helps some people fall asleep
Brown noise
The unsung hero of bone health, this vitamin directs calcium to your bones & keeps it there; isn't that special?
Vitamin K
The United Nations estimated that the world's this reached 8 billion on Nov. 15, 2022
Population
If you can't remember "ulna, radius, humerus", try "usually really hard" to help recall the bones in this part of the body
The arm
Sticky, yellow-green digestive fluid seeks transit from liver to gall bladder; proficient in fat digestion
Bile
Typing this sentence, containing all 26 letters of the alphabet, is a tried and true method of testing out your keyboard
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Expectant moms know it's the other name for vitamin B9, a key ingredient in prenatal vitamins
Folic acid
In 1953, 10-year-old Gayla Peevey sang about wanting this large animal for Christmas
A hippopotamus
Pediatricians look for "The 3 S's"--stridor, subglottic swelling and a seal-like cough--before diagnosing this infant ailment
Croup