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Punny and Not-Punny Definitions
Punny Knights
Very Punny
100

"The hog products you crave", or a mammal with quills

pork you pine

100

"To live until you are very, very old", or to widen one's pupils

to dilate/die late

100

Even Psychology Today used the pun saying this "is not just a river in Egypt"

denial

100

"To prepare for an exam insufficiently", or a Broadway acting replacement

understudy

100

A type of party is named for this knight who likes to shock us & catch us unawares

Sir Prise (surprise)

100

The folks who made Bugs Bunny cartoons were rabbit punsters who came up with titles like 1945's this "Trigger"

Hare

200

"A spot for handing out pink slips", or a hearth at the base of a chimney

a fire place

200

"Things that can be seen from the Eiffel Tower", or animals that live & feed on other animals

Paris sites/parasites

200

The trigonometry teacher was reluctant to do this for her son's loan

co-sign

200

"After the corn bread", or to delay an event

postpone

200

Careful--this scaly knight is mentioned in the book of Genesis

Sir Pent (serpent)

200

A vulture boarding a plane holding 2 dead animals was told sorry, only 1 of these per passenger

carrion

300

"What you say to scare a lemon pie topping", or an Australian aboriginal weapon

Boo! meringue

300

"What a female softball player catches the ball with", or a religious recluse

her mitt/hermit

300

Of a German philosopher, it's said, "Immanuel doesn't pun, he" this

he can't

300

"Before a cell phone message", or a reason for taking action

pretext

300

Evidence presented by this knight points indirectly to guilt but doesn't prove it

Sir Cumstantial (circumstantial)

300

The I.M. Force knows 7-year-old Chris Elliott amused his family calling a Michigan Ave. traffic jam "Michigan" this

Impossible

400

"Where Noah stored his bees aboard his vessel", or a place where historical documents & records are kept

an ark hive

400

"What a chicken does to an egg", or a small ax

hatch it/hatchet

400

It was an emotional wedding--even the cake was in these

in tiers

400

"Put a noisemaker back on the cat", or to rise up in insurrection

rebel

400

It cuts like a knife to know this knight is a choice cut of a black Angus

Sir Loin (sirloin)

400

A group of cattle fired into Earth orbit was this, a twist on an Emerson quote about the Battle of Concord

the herd shot round the world

500

"To break God's law until a prime time hour", or to sparkle brightly

sin till late

500

"Former circus big top enclosure", or the distance something encompasses

ex-tent/extent

500

Those wacky 19th century Democrats won with the campaign slogan "We Polked you in '44. We shall" do this to "you in '52"

Pierce

500

"To fill in the ditch around the castle", or to reduce in rank

demote

500

He's insolent, he's gruff, he's just an ill-tempered knight

Sir Ly (surly)

500

A man sent a pun, then 9 more hoping one would make a friend laugh; unfortunately, this happened

no pun in ten did

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