John Hughes Movies
This 1984 coming-of-age comedy (which has not aged well) starring Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, and Michael Schoeffling, was John Hughes' directorial debut.
Sixteen Candles
Shredder mutated these two goons to make them tougher adversaries for the Turtles by exposing them to a warthog and a rhinocerous. However, the pair remained bumbling, incompetent simpletons and were inept at stopping the turtles
Bebop and Rocksteady
Mild and buttery in flavor, this is one of the few all-American cheeses, often mixted with hot pickled peppers to form a peppered variety
Monterrey Jack
NFL expats team up with Harrison Ford to fight Nazis and recover artifacts
Las Vegas Raiders of the Lost Ark
The target of most of Calvin's snowballs and water balloons, and likely Calvin's crush, this character is the only character to have both a first and last name.
Susie Derkins
This 1986 film, written in less than a week, was Hughes' love letter to Chicago.
Ferris Buhler's Day Off
This alien species, from Dimension X and controlling robots from a pilot's chair in the robot's abdomen, teams up with Shredder to attempt world domination.
Krang
This tangy cheese, made from sheep and goat milk, is a protected designation of origin product, and must come from either mainland Greece or Lesbos.
Feta
Nicola Vucevic and his NBA teammates take up stripping at the Xquisite Strip Club in this 2012 comedy-drama.
Orlando Magic Mike
Calvin frequently envisions himself battling nonhumanoid bizarre monsters representing his perception of his classmates, parents, and teachers as this alter-ego
Spaceman Spiff
This 1987 comedy starred Steve Martin and John Candy on a three-day oddessey of misadventures.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
This vigilante had long dark hair, wore a hockey mask, and carried his weapons--includding baseball bats, hockey sticks, golf clubs, and cricket bats-- in a golf bag over his shoulder.
Casey Jones
This Dutch cheese is a semi-hard to hard cow's milk cheese, the flavor and texture of which varies wildly depending on age.
Gouda
This MLB team searches for a golden medallion in order to end a malison that turns them to skeletons while in moonlight in this 2003 film.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Calvin goes so far as to attempt to mail himself to Australia to avoid this babysitter who sends him to bed at 6:30.
Rosalyn
In this 1985 science fiction comedy, two nerds create the perfect dream woman by hacking a government computer system and attaching electrodes to a doll.
Weird Science
The Turtles have appeared in six films, the most recent of which finds them teaming up with this superhero to defeat the Foot Clan and the League of Assassins.
Batman
Younger versions of this Mexican cheese are mild and salty but as it ages it acquires a nuttier, tangier flavor and a drier, coarser texture.
Cojita
In this 1993 movie, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in love with a monster from the deep
Sleepless in Seattle Kraken
Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, pre-sweetened, and free of even a single natural ingredient, this breakfast cereal is Calvin's favorite food
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
This 1991 comedy-drama, starring Jim Belushi and Alisan Porter as homeless grifters with hearts of gold, was John Hughes' final directorial effort.
Curly Sue
The 1983 comic series parodied some of the hottest comics of its time, including the X-Men spinoff New Mutants and Frank Miller's seminal run on this comic, strongly hinting their origin stories were linked.
Daredevil
This cheese has a sharp, sweet, and nutty flavor and has pockets of blue mold that are colonies of mold found naturally in this area of France, its namesake.
Roquefort
A basketball team joins forces with secret agent Colin Firth to thwart a villanous Samuel L. Jackson in this 2015 action-comedy.
Sacramento Kingsman: the Secret Service
Calvin's dad, who remained nameless for the entirety of the comic strip's run, was a run-of-the-mill white collar worker, specifically this type of attorney
Patent Attorney