Dumb Laws
(Name The State)
(Name The State)
Anyone trying to pass off margarine as real butter is guilty of a misdemeanor under the food labeling laws in THIS STATE.
What is IOWA?
SHARPIE
What is a PERMANENT MARKER?
Earth has THIS MANY continents.
What is SEVEN?
You need a permit to feed pigs garbage.
What is ARIZONA?
XEROX
What are COPY MACHINES/COPIERS/PHOTOCOPIERS?
The planet known for having the most moons in our solar system.
What is JUPITER?
In THIS STATE, people who own bars, restaurants, or other places where liquor is sold may be fined up to $1,000 if they participate in or allow any contest of... Dwarf Tossing. Though, they have been working on getting this law repealed.
What is FLORIDA?
VELCRO
What is HOOK & LOOP FASTENER?
The smallest unit of life that can function independently.
What is a CELL?
A frog that dies during a frog-jumping contest must be destroyed as soon as possible, but cannot be eaten.
What is CALIFORNIA?
ASTROTURF
What is ARTIFICIAL TURF?
The United States Constitution has THIS MANY amendments.
What is TWENTY-SEVEN?
It’s illegal to have a pet rat unless you’re a magician.
What is MONTANA?
What is a WEB/INTERNET SEARCH?
(Accept: SEARCH ENGINE)
THIS is the powerhouse of the cell.
What is MITOCHONDRIA?