Trust Me I'm a Lawyer
Dying is no fun. There's so much worry about who gets all your money after death.
Make it easy on yourself and schedule an appointment with Adnrew to work this important document.
What is your Will
"Don't rush art" Andrew often says. Thats why he does this leisurely activity whenever he has a bowel movement.
What is Reading
Before bible study, to ease the tension in the room, we usually start out with this type of question.
What is an Ice Breaker Questions
Living on your own is no fun and fashion has never been Andrews strong suit. Thats why he moved in with this gay roommate to fix both weaknesses.
Who is Rob
Andrew may not be very musically inclined, but this particular date said his face structure had the perfect resonance to be an Oprea singer.
Hint: She also is an Opera singer
Who is Ellie Marie
About 15 years ago there was a restaurant called Dottie's. They tried to branch their establishment to the Homer Glen area (where Andrew grew up). Dottie's is a questionable restaurant chain with sub par food and prices that shoe away the common fella.
At one of our local town meetings Andrew said "not so fast" after finding out that this restaurant placed these machines that promised quick wealth to anyone who dared to gamble their money away.
Fun Fact: Dottie's enjoys much success in the Homer Glen area with opening 2 new locations in the local area.
What is Slot Machines
Some call Andrew the modern-day Dennis Rodmen. Probably because he can't dunk or shoot, but he tries hard and he sure can rebound that ball at this sport.
What is Basketball
Bible study is a great time to connected and open up to other fellow believers and study Gods word.
Andrew on this particular week probably opened up to much because he indulged in this type of "liquid courage" before coming to the bible study
What is a Tiquila shot
Teenaged boys often deal with this issue while going through puberty. Unfortunately, the Willis boys have been dealing with this for their whole adulthood.
What is a high voice
Infatuated with her career choice of selling ladies undergarments (at the time), it was later found out that they both attended the 20's ministry.
Who is Rebecca Brush
Lawyers (like Andrew) are too important to handle all the meaningless paperwork. Thats why he has a couple of these much lesser paid people handling all the easy forms.
Fun Fact: Andrew used to be one of them.
What is a Paralegal
Doing this activity while at a coffee shop or waiting for his turn at basketball. This activity never gets old for Andrew the lawyer.
What is Billing hours
Andrew started out loving to help the Sunday school youngsters at College Church. Later, started calling them "brats" and "jerks". This age range of young boys may be hard to deal with.
What is 7 and 8 year olds
Dancing at weddings can be fun. Especially when everyone gathers in a big circle and Andrew comes in and does this dance move that appears like he's trying dry hump the ground.
What is the Worm
"We can just be friends" is a common thing you say after breaking up a relationship (no one ever really does). Despite the odds, Andrew has. Now this lovely young lady is a regular in the 20s ministry.
Hint: Lawyers can't specialize in everything, that's why you go out with other lawyers that can (especially when you need to get out of a parking ticket)
Who is Nichole
"We may not be the best, but we try hard" says the dean of this school that Andrew attended for his law degree.
What is Chicago Kent
On this social media outlet Andrew and others enjoy taking daily selfies and posting them for all to see.
What is BeReal
Even though most of the manliest of men play this game, Andrew refuses to indulged in this fun game of building little houses and stealing of people's resources.
Settlers of Caton
Girls often do this to Andrew so it's okay to go on a date with him without things getting "weird."
What is Being Friend zoned
Andrew has always had his nose in the Proverbs, only if his nose was just three books behind, he would've found this women worthy of kings.
Who is Esther
Did you know Andrew is a lawyer? I'm sure you've heard. He loves his new view over the Chicago River from this new Law Firm.
What is Handler Thayer
Andrew enjoys his long hikes, but doesn't like to be rushed. Unfortunately, on this particular hike his innards "rushed" out of him and spoiled his pants.
What is Camel Back Mountain
Prayer request are a time to open up about what's going on in your life. Andrew on the other hand, tends to sound closed off when he request this prayer request from week to week.
What is General Life Direction
If you're against the feminist movement, women often get mad. Andrew often says this to get women on his side.
What is an ally to women
After Andrews handsomest brother proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Andrew felt the pressure to pop the question to this girlfriend.
Who is Sarah Johnson