PARAGRAPHS
cOFFEE
tIME
jOKES 1
jOKES 2
100

Producing goods in large quantitiys.

Manufacture

100

wHEN YOU MAKE COFFEE BEANS SMALLER

gRIND

100

WHICH WORD DO YOU USE TO DESCRIBE a SPECIFIC POINT IN TIME?

sINCE

100

wHAT DID THE PARAGRAPH GET WENT HE WENT TO COURT?

hE GOT 6 SENTENCES

100

wHY DID THE 12 YEAR OLD SPIT OUT THE COFFEE?

bECAUSE IT WAS GROUND THIS MORNING!

200

If you are cooking over an open fire.

Roasting

200

a WORD MEANING fIXING SOMETHING

STABILIZATION

200

wHICH WORD DO YOU USE TO DESCRIBE A LENGTH OF TIME

fOR

200

wHAT DO YOU CALL A DEFIANT PARAGRAPH?

a REBEL WITHOUT A CLAUSE

200

wHY DO THE MAN GET A PAIN IN HIS EYE WHEN HE DRANK COFFEE?

hE FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE SPOON!

300

If A PRODUCT IS IN A STORE FOR TOO LONG IT HAS OUTLIVED ITS ___________

shelf-life

300

MAKES COFFEE LAST LONGER IN THE STORE

FREEZE DRYING

300

wORD USED TO EXPRESS AN UNSPECIFIED LENGTH OF TIME

YET

300

wHY IS 6:30 THE BEST TIME?

IT HAS BOTH HANDS DOWN

300

wHY DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS TONGUE ON THE COFFEE?

HE DRANK IT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!

400

When you invent something you have to get a ______.

PATENT

400

wHO MADE DECAFFEINATED FIRST?

nESTLE

400

WORD WHICH SHOWS A RESULT 

nOR

400

wHEN IS A DAD NOT A DAD?

wHEN HES A FAUX PA

400

wHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOUR COFFEE MAKER TELLS A JOKE?

bREW-HAHA

500

iF YOUR STORE HAS MORE THAN IT NEEDS TO SELL.

sURPLUS

500

wHAT COLOR ARE COFFEE BEANS THAT INSTANT COFFEE IS MAD EFROM?

GREEN

500

aN EXPRESSION USED FOR REFUSING A REQUEST

i'M SORRY,i CAN'T

500

hOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO TICKLE AN OCTOPUS TO MAKE IT LAUGH?

tEN-TICKLES

500

wHAT DO YOU CALL A SAD CUP OF COFFEE?

A DEPRESSO!

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