Are you rich?
No, bit if.....(If I were rich, I would buy a big house).
Will you watch TV tonight?
No, bit if.....(If watch tv, I will watch my favorite show).
Do you smoke cigarettes?
No, bit if.....(If I smoked cigarettes, I would have helath problems).
Did you win the lottery last year?
No, bit if.....(If I had won the lottery, I would have given all the money to poor people).
Did you throw things at your teacher last semester?
No, bit if.....(If Had thrown things at my teacher, he would have cried).
Will you take English 101 next semester?
No, bit if.....(If I take English 101 next semester, I will get a good grade).
Are you at home right now?
No, bit if.....(If I were at home now, I would eat cheese).
Are you a bird?
No, bit if.....(If I were a bird, I would be a rooster).
Did you go to a party last Saturday night?
No, bit if.....(If I had gone to a party, I would have danced).
Did you not shower or bathe for the entire month of July?
No, bit if.....(If I hadn't showered for 1 month, I would have smelled bad).