Childhood Ruined
Where The Hell Is That?!?
(Name the state)
Random Booze Facts
200

In the original Hans Christian Anderson version of this story, she doesn't get the prince. She dies when her heart breaks and dissolves into sea foam.

What is THE LITTLE MERMAID?

200

Welcome to BOOGER HOLE!

What is WEST VIRGINIA?

200

This liquor brand’s iconic “worm” isn’t actually a worm — it’s the larva of a moth, and it’s only found in cheap bottles made for tourists.

What is MEZCAL?

400

In J. M. Barrie's original stories, this boy hero sometimes kills his companions for getting too old, because growing up is against the rules.

Who is PETER PAN?

400

Now Entering: NO NAME.

What is COLORADO?

400

This popular beer was once advertised as “good for you,” and doctors even prescribed it to nursing mothers to help with milk production.

What is GUINNESS?

600

In Carlo Collodi’s original story, this “conscience” character is introduced, lectures a puppet… and is immediately killed when the puppet throws a hammer at him.

Who is JIMINY CRICKET?

600

Here we are... in UNCERTAIN.

What is TEXAS?

600

This famous whiskey brand was actually created by a teenage enslaved distiller named Nathan “Nearest” Green, not the man whose name is on the bottle.

What is JACK DANIEL'S?

800

This beloved Madagascar character's name literally translates to DEATH in French; a detail that makes his constant bad luck feel a lot darker.

Who is MORT?

800

Welcome to CHICKEN!

What is ALASKA?

800

This liquor was originally developed by Curt Mast as a celebratory drink for German hunters to toast at the beginning and end of a hunt.

What is JAGERMEISTER?

1000

This iconic Saturday‑morning cartoon features a villain whose entire plan revolves around catching and eating the main characters — something kids rarely notice.

What is THE SMURFS?

1000

Welcome... to SATAN'S KINGDOM.

Where is MASSACHUSETTS and/or VERMONT?

1000

This liquor is traditionally made by fermenting blackstrap molasses, and its name comes from the Malay word for “distilled.”

What is RUM?

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