News Headlines
"Little Boy Denied Last Bag of Wool"
What is "Baa Baa Black Sheep"?
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes, marry, have I, three bags full;
One for my master, one for my dame,
But none for the little boy who cries in the lane.
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What is "Goodnight Moon"?
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"
What is "Dirty Dancing"?
Feed the African water horses.
What is "Hungry Hungry Hippos".
Cowboy, Astronaut, T-Rex
What is "Toy Story"?
"Three Blue-Collar Men Caught Bathing Together"
What is "Rub-a-dub-dub"?
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
All put out to sea.
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What is "The Cat in the Hat"?
"Yeah, baby"
What is "Austin Powers"?
Avoid it.
What is "Tag"?
Wet Bandits, Filthy Animals, Booby Trap
What is "Home Alone"?
Sightless Rodents Receive Tail Amputations After Harassing Farmer's Wife"
What is "Three Blind Mice"?
Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they run, see how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
She cut off their tails with a carving knife
Did you ever see such a sight in your life as three blind mice?
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What is "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish"?
"Hasta la vista, baby"
What is "Terminator 2: Judgment Day"
Touch colored circles.
What is "Twister"?
Ball, Beast, Forever
What is "The Sandlot"?
"Snaps, Snails and Puppy-Dogs' Tails: The Recipe for Masculinity"
What is "What Are Little Boys Made Of"?
What are little boys made of, made of?
Snaps and snails, and puppy-dogs' tails;
and thats what little boys are made of.
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What is "The Little Engine That Could"?
"There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom"
What is "Mean Girls"?
Quietly remove organs.
What is "Operation"?
Aquarium, Private School, Freedom
What is "Slappy and the Stinkers"?
"China Flees with Silver"
What is "Hey Diddle Diddle"
Hey, diddle, diddle, The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;The little dog laughed, To see such sport, And the dish ran away with the spoon.
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What is "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"?
"Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out"
What is "Baby Mama"?
Clothes-line your friends.
What is "Red Rover"?
Pancakes, Magic, Adoption
What is "Matilda"?