Riddles
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
By taking of the S
I always follow you around, everywhere you go at night. I look very bright to people, but I can make the sun dark. I can be in many different forms and shapes. What am I?
the moon
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
your left hand
There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks. How many ducks are there?
Just four, in a square formation.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I am strong enough to smash ships, but I fear the Sun. What am I?
Ice.
I'm not clothes but I cover your body; The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. What am I?
Bar of soap
I have three eyes, all in a line. When the red one opens, it all freezes. What am I?
Traffic light.
Always in you, Sometimes on you; If I surround you, I can kill you. What am I?
water
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
A die\dice
When will water stop running downhill?
When it reaches the bottom.
I am a word of six; my first three letters refer to an automobile; my last three letters refer to a household animal; my first four letters is a fish; my whole is found in your room. What am I?
carpet
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one-story house
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see monkey do.
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
A fart.
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV which is the Roman numeral for four.
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
two. Sheep has hoofs while dogs has paws
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I. Cool,huh?