Riddles
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your Name
What do you call two bananas on the floor?
Slippers
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
HDMI
The more you take, the more you leave behind
Footsteps
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White Vans
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, tomorrow
Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?
He thought he couldn't use his hands
What do you call an old snowman?
water
I make two people out of one. What am I?
Egg, coconut, lots of food answers
How much did the shopkeeper sell his dead batteries for?
Nothing they are free of charge.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh