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Things about Diane and Johnathan
100

What starter did Ash originally want instead of Pikachu?

He wanted Squirtle instead of Pikachu.

100

What is the most popular song people sing today?

The most popular song people sing today is Happy Birthday.

100

Name an animal with no legs

Answers Vary (let's google the answer!)

100

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? (Hint: Animal-Cheetas)

Too many cheetahs.

100

Johnathan used to write, "IDLD".  What does that stand for?

"I don't like Diane"

200

How many generations are there today in Pokémon?

There are nine generations in Pokémon.

200

Why did the football player go to the bank?

He wanted to get his quarter back.

200

Name a poisonous animal.

Answers vary.  Let's check your answer on google!

200

Why did the zombie take a sick day?

He was feeling rotten.

200

What did Johnthan say bout Diane when she rang the doorbell?

"aaah! The witch is here!"

300

Who is Ash's rival?

Gary Oak is Ash's rival.

300

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

300

What is a difference between a predator and a prey?

Answers Vary.  Let's check your answer on google!

300

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school

Bison!

300

How many laps did Johnathan need to run when he lost?

3

400

How many Pokémon are there today?

1,010 Pokémon are here today.

400

What is the witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

400
What is a difference between a black bear and a brown bear?

Answers Vary.  Let's check your answer on google!

400

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent

400

How many years apart are Diane and Johnathan?

21 years

500

What ability does Black Kyurem have?

The ability Black Kyurem haves is Teravolt.

500

How does a tree go on a computer?

By logging in.

500

How can you tell the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?

A crocodile's snout is V shaped and narrow.  An Alligator is wider and U shaped.

500

What do you call someone with no body or nose?

Nobody knows

500

When is Diane's birthday?

September 6

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