Drunk History
This Founding Father once got so drunk he fell off a boat and had to be rescued — not exactly the behavior you'd expect from the guy who wrote one of the most historical documents in American history.
Who is THOMAS JEFFERSON?
Pretty much everyone had one of these to capture "the moment"... until smart phones came in and destroyed a whole industry.
What is KODAK?
This breakfast pastry is fried, frosted, and responsible for at least 40% of America’s morning happiness.
What is a DONUT?
In 1974, THIS president's daughter had a pet pony that wandered freely around the White House lawn, occasionally interrupting official events.
Who is GERALD FORD?
This MP3 player brand tried to compete with the iPod, and for about six months, every teenager swore it was “actually better.”
What is ZUNE?
This leafy herb is used in pickling, Scandinavian dishes, and anything that needs to taste 10% more like a summer garden.
What is DILL?
At the time the U.S. was created, alcohol was seen as healthy. In 1790, drinking-age Americans consumed THIS MUCH alcohol on average every year. (Hint: Multiple gallons)
What is 6 GALLONS?
This clothing brand dominated malls in the 2000s with graphic tees, cargo shorts, and cologne that smelled like a middle‑school dance.
What is ABERCROMBIE & FITCH?
This comfort‑food classic can be boiled, pan‑fried, steamed, or dropped into soup, and every culture on Earth seems to have its own version of it.
What is a DUMPLING?
This legendary singer was drafted into the Army in 1958, where he served as a regular soldier — even though the military offered him a cushy “entertainment” role. He said no and did basic training like everyone else.
Who is ELVIS PRESLEY?
This neon‑green soda from the 90s was marketed as an extreme, high‑caffeine citrus blast, and fans loved it so much that when it was discontinued, people hoarded cans like they were prepping for the apocalypse.
What is SURGE?
Tiny thimble-shaped pasta mainly used in soups.
What is DITALINI?
The First Troop Philadelphia City Cavalry threw a massive farewell party for George Washington, just a few days before delegates officially signed the U.S. Constitution. They ran up a bar tab of almost 90 pounds (Equivalent to more than $15,000 today)! Name that establishment.
What is CITY TAVERN?
This computer brand was famous for its cow‑print boxes and “easy setup,” and was the go‑to family PC before Dell absorbed it.
What is GATEWAY?
This tropical fruit has a spiky shell, a sweet interior, and a reputation for smelling like a crime scene — but people swear it tastes amazing.
What is a DURIAN?