Dumb Laws
(Name The State)
(Name The State)
You cannot drive around with an un-caged bear in your car.
What is MISSOURI?
This digital pet had kids frantically feeding, cleaning, and disciplining a pixelated blob before it inevitably died during math class.
What is a TAMAGOTCHI?
A New York City police officer gets recruited by a secret government agency that has absolutely zero oversight. His first week on the job consists of helping a giant alien give birth in a car and accidentally vaporizing a pest control worker who was just trying to do his job with some cockroaches.
What is MEN IN BLACK?
It is STRICTLY ILLEGAL for a chicken to cross the road.
Where is GEORGIA?
This movie had everyone quoting “I’ll be back” again after it on VHS, making Arnold the king of both action and rewinding.
What is TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY?
A stubborn university janitor goes out of his way to solve impossible math problems on hallway chalkboards just to flex on a bunch of college kids, gets into a street brawl, and is legally mandated to attend therapy sessions where he spends half the time staring out the window in total silence before suddenly deciding to ghost his best friend and drive across the country for a girl.
What is GOOD WILL HUNTING?
In this state, it’s illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory, which raises questions about how many people were doing it.
What is SOUTH DAKOTA?
This soda, released by Pepsi, was crystal clear, caffeine‑free, and convinced everyone that transparency was the future of beverages.
What is CRYSTAL PEPSI?
A convenience store employee gets called into work on his day off, spends hours complaining about his life, and plays a game of hockey on the roof instead of serving his customers. He deals with an absolute parade of bizarre shoppers, handles a massive crisis in the video store next door involving a dead body, and gets in a giant fistfight with his best friend, all while two guys stand outside the building doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.
What is CLERKS?
In this state, it’s illegal to carry away or collect seaweed at night, because apparently moonlit seaweed theft was a serious problem.
What is NEW HAMPSHIRE?
THIS video game console was the hottest thing for Christmas in '96, and thanks to bangers like Goldeneye, was the most sought after console of 1997.
What is the Nintendo 64?
An incredibly rude man with terrible germophobia spends his days avoiding sidewalk cracks, insulting his neighbors, and bringing his own plastic silverware to a restaurant. He suddenly decides to hijack his favorite waitress’s family medical emergency, goes on a highly awkward road trip with a tiny dog, and somehow convinces everyone that he is the romantic hero just because he started taking his medication.
What is AS GOOD AS IT GETS?
It is illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to play pinball.
What is SOUTH CAROLINA?
This instant‑messaging program launched in 1997 and became the soundtrack of dial‑up internet with its iconic “door opening” login sound.
What is AOL INSTANT MESSENGER (AIM)?
A high school dropout working at a nightclub gets adopted by a friendly filmmaker who introduces him to the most dramatic family business imaginable. He changes his name, becomes incredibly rich, and buys a bunch of flashy cars, only to ruin his entire career because of a bad drug habit, some terrible music recordings, and a really sketchy heist involving a guy who won't stop throwing firecrackers.
What is BOOGIE NIGHTS?