Friends and Nemeses
This college bowl champion, CS major, and dancer is the reason why Akshay is identified as Akshay 2 in the official numbering system.
Who is Akshay M./Akshay 1?
Throughout his college years, Akshay has been a part of multiple groups specializing in this style of exclusively vocal music.
What is a capella?
In a compendium of Letterboxd reviews, a recent akshaynam2 post reveals that Akshay awarded this many stars to the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
What is 5?
Complete the haiku:
Beanbag on the floor.
Trusty roommate by his side.
______ 308.
What is "Carman"?
This flavor of Angry Orchard is a staple at any Akshay-approved function.
What is Crisp Apple?
Clumsy flirting or cruelty? Akshay was left wondering after this nemesis repeatedly insulted a signature part of his fit.
Who is beanie girl?
As a true lover of vocal jazz, Akshay listened to this artist more than any other in 2023.
Who is Ella Fitzgerald?
In a recent post, Akshay recounts the reading he got from a psychic who predicted his future career would be in this field.
What is real estate?
Complete the elegy:
Twenty-One
On this day, this precious day, he feels a threshold crossed.
And in its wake, for time he aches; he feels twelve seasons lost.
Without its aid, his options fade no longer—now he's free.
For on this day, this precious day, he mourns his ____ __.
What is "fake ID"?
This self-proclaimed "Champagne of beers" is Akshay's go-to tall boy.
What is Miller High Life?
Akshay and this "nemesis" recently staged a "fight" in which one of them angrily stormed off.
Who is Lizzy?
Some of Akshay's favorite Christmas songs come from a collaboration album between this beloved folk singer and the Muppets.
Who is John Denver?
In a post from August 2022, Akshay and friends purchased alcohol using this classic bit.
What is the two-kids-in-a-trench-coat routine?
Complete the sonnet:
The sacred cloth did on its bosom bear,
A creed that to its wearer shone the path.
Though sparse in words its power lessened ne'er,
And Akshay as its keeper held it fast.
Though troubled times abound he does withstand,
With torso well-adorned by wisdom told.
In times unsure he turns to its command,
And finds within a guidance borne of old.
But he who dodges fate shall rush to meet it,
And soon he finds his outfit bland and trite.
For missing is the jewel that did complete it,
And empty is the drawer that held its might.
So per the creed he medicates and rests.
And back it comes as he did ______!
What is "manifest"?
In the absence of ciders, Akshay's been known to appreciate a few cans of this three-letter brand's cheapest offerings.
What is Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)?
Akshay found himself apologizing for home invasion the night that this eccentric friend showed up spontaneously to campus.
Who is Mani?
In January of 2023, Akshay debuted this acoustic ballad, a soulful account of a tragic story from his past.
What is "When I Was In Sixth Grade, I Sh*t My Pants"?
In a September 2022 caption, Akshay explains that his mother questioned his sexuality upon seeing this picture.
What is "a photo of Akshay kissing his male friend while riding a rollercoaster"?
Complete the haiku:
Movie night in Sulz!
Don't feel great though, might throw up
What's in that _______?
What is hummus?
Though Akshay alleges it's tasty, ordering this mix of Pepsi, milk, and Pink Whitney will get you immediately removed from any reputable bar.
Akshay pulled a number of pranks on one of his earliest nemeses, his 8th grade teacher of this subject.
What is orchestra?
Akshay was once instantly cured of a hangover after this muscle-bound internet folk hero, whose theme song is Bring Me The Horizon's Can You Feel My Heart, visited him in a dream.
Who is Gigachad?
In March of 2022, akshaynam2 posted about this Franco-Indian heir to Les Freres Patel (the French branch of the Patel brothers), a character he had created on a night out.
Who is Jacques Patel?
Complete the limerick:
I know of a bar—we should link.
You'd like it a lot, I do think.
Come and go as you please
There's no need for IDs
There's just one rule: ___________!
What is "No private drink"?
Akshay watched as public safety poured out his full can of this drink at Homecoming 2023.
What is Blackberry White Claw Surge?