Jokes
why did the melon jump into the water?
So he could be a water melon.
What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg.
Well------ is better than well said.
-Benjamin Franklin
Done.
Idaho
State Capital: Boise
Where was pizza originated from?
Naples, Italy.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
I am tall when I'm young, & short when I'm old. What am I?
A Candle.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only ----- can do that.
-Martin Luther King Jr.
Love.
Vietnam
Hanoi
Where was Hot Pot originally made?
China
What starts with E ends with E & has only one letter in it?
Envelope.
You see a boat filled with people but there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?
They were all married.
If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's -------.
-James Cameron
Success
Fiji
Suva
Where were French fries originally made?
Belgium or France.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To sing, “Hello from the other side!
What can't talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo.
If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have ------- .
Oprah Winfrey
Enough
Tajikistan
Dushanbe
There is a popsicle museum in Georgia.
True or False?
False.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
I have branches but not trunk fruit or leaves. What am I?
A bank
Be yourself every one else in already-----.
-Oscar Wilde
Taken.
Suriname
Paramaribo
When was spam invented?
1937.