Class Jokes
Do I know any good chemistry jokes?
Na
What is carbon dioxide composed of? You can name the amount of each element for 100 extra points.
CO(2)
What does the atomic number tell you?
The amount of protons in the element.
Once, I told a chemistry joke
There was no reaction.
What elements are in cyanide? 100 extra points if you name what comes after the Nitrogen.
CN/Carbon, Nitrogen
What chemicals are in peanuts? (its a little bit self-explanatory that it contains C, H, and O, but there are two others. Can you guess them?
N, Na
What is an electron?
When do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
What chemicals are in Carbon Monoxide?
C, O
What is D2O? Double points if you can answer what happens when you consume it.
Heavy Water. If little is consumed, not much happens. If too much is consumed, you throw up.
How much do electrons weigh?
So little that scientists didn't even bother.
What fish holds a pair of sodium atoms?
Tuna
Two-Na
What ways can you absorb lead?
Inhaling, digesting, and absorbing through skin.
Can bismuth kill you?
Yes.
What does the atomic mass tell you?
The amount of combined protons and neutrons.
I think all chemistry memes...
Argon
Headaches, coughing, loss of appetite, vomiting.
How many elements have been discovered since the end of WWII?
23