Nat-ional Parks
Following a sharp turn, Beef and Geef heard a mist sound from the back of the camper van before ferociously coughing from inhaling this rentable product.
What is bear spray?
Despite recently covering up the iconic color of his bedroom walls, Beef's favorite two colors remain these secondary colors.
What are green and purple?
Beef's frat-boy alter ego emerged in his freshman year when attending Bryn Mawr-hosted parties, going as this character and claiming he's from Swat, later creating a religion in its name.
Who is Festan?
Beef's high school logo and mascot is a slightly altered version of the insignia for this intercollegiate athletic program, simply switching the letter to match the initial of his school.
What is Duke University?
In the star-lit nights of our trip we turned to campfires in hopes of brightening up the area and our smiles with great success, thanks to the preparation of these sweet treats introduced to Beef by Geef.
What are smints?
Beef's recently-developed go-to ice cream order combines his previous favorite staple with a refreshing and aromatic addition to create this flavor.
What is mint cookies & cream?
While many friends made during Beef's freshman year drifted away over time, a trio from his first-year hall continues to endure and go by this 3-letter acronym.
Who are the STDs?
Beef took an economics course at this historically-women's college that was a block away from his high school.
What is Smith College?
Our high-temp and steamy National Park trip started with an icy icebreaker: Beef and Geef shedding the layers and cooling off with a dip in this lake, the destination which preceded Bradley Lake in the Grand Teton itinerary.
What is Taggart Lake?
Beef's mom has been known to spoil her son and his guests for dinners during their stay, often cooking this asian dish with coconut rice and scallion pancakes that has been his favorite meal for many years.
What is Korean beef?
When Beef was lost on the first day of Haverford orientation, he followed around a confident-looking man wearing a red-and-black "volunteer" shirt, who actually turned out to be this current-senior tennis teammate.
Who is Andreas Wingert?
A great spot for closed mini-golf, small petting zoos, and wet-grass picnics, Beef took Geef to this park where over 30 games of the card game "Sandwich" took place.
What is Look Park?
Beef's budding fascination with wildlife identification via the Seek app led him to photo-document as many organisms as possible, and eventually a herd of these mammals of native Algonquin nomenclature, alternatively referred to as North American Elk.
What are wapiti?
While Beef spends most of his screen time on TikTok, he is known to play this animated mobile game where players select a character to defeat opponents in quick online battles.
What is Brawl Stars?
During Geef's visit to Massachusetts, Beef brought her to Worcester to ensure an introduction to his hometown best friend Mary and this individual, for a double-date where both couples have a nearly identical relationship timeline.
Who is Carly?
While Geef was able to stay at Beef's house on Tuesday and Thursday night, he had to go to his EMT class building in this city that sounds like the name of the Massachusetts state bird.
What is Chicopee?
The largest hot spring in the United States, the Grand Prismatic in Yellowstone, never fails to shine its vibrant colors and captivate all curious tourists who stop by, except for Beef and Geef, who were dancing in the steam from this geyser crater.
What is the Excelsior
Beef's love for creativity and slacking off during school blossomed in a video news club-turned-class called "The Transcript", where he co-hosted a segment by this title with Mary that followed the pair interviewing different teachers while doing an art project.
What is Smarts & Crafts?
After spending the last twelve years growing up alongside cutie cats Milo and Minou, Beef sometimes forgets that his true first pet was actually this feline, named by his father after a coastal country in East Africa.
Who is Kenya?
For a brief exposition of the surrounding areas of Beef's home, the Eefsters ventured across the Connecticut border to West Hartford for a day of activities, including a BYOB artistic experience at this chain establishment.
What is Muse Paint Bar?