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Hvad gør en flyvemaskine når den fryser :(
Tager flyvedragt PÅ <3 SHHSWDGWSHDAHDAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Twillight: Team Jakob or Edward?
EDWARD U DUMB DUMBS. If yall choose Jakob, gtfo.
Presidents:
Young Joe Biden or Barack Obama?
I understand both, peace yall.
Hvorfor kan en hest ik blive elektriker?
DEN TABER PÆERNE. HHAGAHAGHAHGAGAHGHAGAGHHGA
Hugh Grant from Love Actually or Jude Law from the holiday?
HUGH GRANT. (Highkey still love Jude, but bfr)
Vaiana:
Vandet or kokusnødden
I SEE BOTH. But the kokusnød is TOP-TIER.
Hvad sagde voldemort da han kom ind i en planteforretning?
HAR I POTTER? (Harry potter) GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Highkey comedian humor.
Hear me outs:
Adrian from Miraculous or Venom
VENOM THE TOP-TIER MAN.
The nightmare before christmas AND zootopolis:
Jack or Nick Wilde (Ræven fra zootopolis)
NICKKKK <3333
Hvordan får man en blondine ned fra et træ?
MAN VINKER TIL HENDE. HABGAHAAGHAAGHAHAAGA (Rettet mod Ida, Maria, Rebecca and yall. Never Lærke tho)
Outer banks:
JJ or John B
JJ U MF. John b? Bffr. JJ ON TOP.
Vilde kræ (Filmen hvor de kan klæde sig ud som dyr):
Grøn mand or Blå mand
GRØNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCNDNCENCENCENCENDWJANCENCEJNVEWNVNVENVNENVWE.
If u pick Blue get out.
Where does cucumbers go on date night?
THE SALAD BAR. AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (I'm highkey funny)
Gossip girl: Nate or Chuck
Nate is a gentleman. BUT WE LOVE CHUCK.
CHUCK IS THE MAN.
(Siri play breaking dishes by Rihanna)