Christian: Impossible
Christian sometimes refers to his daily fountain soda as this.
What is a “bevvy”?
Christian is now this age.
What is thirty seven?
Christian is the co-founder of a religion centered around this deity to whom you should bow and pledge your eternal allegiance.
Who is Crab God?
Christian likes and even encourages uses of this nickname for himself.
What is C-Rich?
This part of Christian’s body regularly gets knocked out of place.
What is his shoulder?
Christian loves the bean dip from this restaurant.
What is Serrano's?
Christian’s adolescence was largely spent engaged in this pastime.
What is playing video games?
Christian has a close friend that is the son of this LDS apostle.
Who is Elder Gerrit Gong?
Christian may have some marginal disdain for those who don’t share his appreciation for this classic series of mythical books and movies.
What is Lord of the Rings?
Christian once hung out with this famous athlete for several hours.
Who is Kevin Durant?
Christian has little appreciation for this group of superfluous foods.
What are treats?
This is the country where Christian served his mission.
What is Taiwan?
Christian was recently quite excited to undergo this medical procedure.
What is a vasectomy?
This movie and its everything bagel moves Christian to tears.
What is Everything, Everywhere All at Once?
Christian’s excellent hand-eye coordination causes him to excel at this specific basketball skill.
What is blocking shots?
This is Christian’s all-time favorite menu item at Taco Bell.
What is the double decker?
This is the company that Christian works for.
What is Northrim Horizon?
Christian has regularly threatened to do this in his neighbor’s back yard.
What is skinny dip?
Christian is a fan of this English rock and electronic band.
What is Radiohead?
Christian suspects that Kim threw away his beloved t-shirt with this person’s face on it.
Who is Kevin Durant?
Christian, more than others, is in dire need of this during or after a period of exertion, lest he immediately die.
What is food?
These are the names of Christian's siblings.
What is Maren and Shannon?
Clint often jokes that Christian regularly acts like a teenager that just got this.
What is his driver’s license?
This casual clothing maker is one of Christian’s strongest brand allegiances.
What is Vuori?
These the shoes that Christian wears while playing basketball.
What are KD15s or Book 1’s?