Pastor's favorite term for a naughty person
What is a rascal?
This fruit of the Spirit describes Pastor’s ability to minister to grownups who still act like the teenagers they once were in his youth group.
What is patience?
The cost of a 2-liter of Coke in 1985.
What is $1.24?
3
What is the number of teens in a bus seat on one side of the bus because we have a flat tire on the other side?
A figure of speech in which one thing is described as being another
What is meta-fur?
He chased sheep for 40 years.
Who is Pastor?
This fruit of the Spirit is evident in the way Pastor lights up when talking about his family — especially his grandkids.
What is love?
The cost of a pair of culottes in 1985
What is $15.00?
15
What is the average number of times Pastor says “In closing” on any given Sunday?
The word Pastor “frequently” mispronounces.
What is often?
This Fruit of the Spirit can be plainly seen in the Pastor’s absolute confidence in Jesus Christ regardless of circumstances and can be heard in his boisterous laughter.
What is joy?
This Friday night favorite cost about $7.85 for a large with one topping at Pizza Hut in 1985.
What is pizza?
16
How old was Pastor when he went to college?
"Great bales of fire!”
What did Pastor shout when he burned down the barn?
This fruit of the spirit is clearly seen in every prayer, every hospital visit, every handshake, and every word of counsel.
What is kindness?
This grand feature of The Wilds Christian camp has 95 of them
What are steps on the main stairs?
Mr. Smith’s Mrs. Smith
What is SHEILAH!!!!!!
This fruit of the spirit can be found in 40 years of growth, change, mountaintops and valleys, births and deaths, hellos and goodbyes.
What is faithfulness?
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What is the number of hours in the longest trip home from the Wilds in the history of the world?