WHAT'S FOR DINNER
REWORDED CHRISTMAS CAROLS
A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US
NOTABLE CHARACTERS
HOLI-DAZE
200

Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Samwise Gamgee can't get enough of them.

What are potatoes?

200

Delight be spread across the globe — the King has arrived!

What is Joy to the World?

200

This eight-day Jewish celebration features a symbolic lighting of a candle each day. Adam Sandler wrote a catchy tune about it.

What is Hanukkah?

200

You won't catch this fellow outside during the summertime or without wearing his top hat.

What is Frosty the Snowman?

200

Typically served in a bowl, this party drink features a variety of ingredients like oranges, cranberries, Sprite, and vodka (oops how'd that get in there).

What is fruit punch?

400

Hampshire, Berkshire, Yorkshire and Chester White are all breeds of this kind of livestock.

What is a pig?

400

Listen closely, celestial messengers are announcing good news from above

What is Hark! The Herald Angels Sing?

400

This December event marks when the hemisphere tilted furthest from the sun experiences the shortest day and longest night of the year due to Earth's axial tilt.

What is the Winter Solstice?

400

Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 1 & 2 finds himself thwarting the plans of these two members of the Wet Bandits.

Who is Marv Murchins and Harry Lyme?

400

The Aztec emperor Montezuma, was known for his love of this classic winter beverage made with cocoa powder; sometimes drinking upwards of 50 cups a day.

What is hot chocolate?

600

Ebenezer Scrooge famously buys the Cratchit family this type of poultry at the end of A Christmas Carol. 

What is a goose?

600

Quiet evening, sacred end of day; everything is peaceful, the lights are on

What is Silent Night?

600

On the heels of Christmas, Kwanzaa traditionally starts on December 26 and ends on this day.

What is New Years Day?

600

In 2003's Elf, when Buddy arrives in the North Pole after stowing away on Santa's sleigh, he is adopted by Papa Elf, who is played by this legendary comedic icon.

Who is Bob Newhart?

600

This seasonal favorite gained popularity in America during the colonial era and can be enjoyed plain or spiked. Don't forget the nutmeg.

What is eggnog?

800

DAILY DOUBLE

This smaller variety of broiler chicken has been around since the 50s and despite the name, is not a game bird.

800

Festoon the through-room with excessive greenery

What is Deck the Halls?

800

This Saint, also known as Santa Claus, has a whole day dedicated to him on December 6th.

Who is St. Nicholas?

800

Tales of this crotchety, fur-clad Christmas gift-bringer originate from southwestern Germany. The Schrutes prefer him over Santa Claus.

Who is the Belsnickel?

800

Wassail is traditionally made with hot cider or ale, sweetened with sugar or honey, and spiced with cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg. You can trace its origins to this Old World country.

What is England?

1000

A chocolate sponge cake rolled into a cylinder shape and filled with cocoa buttercream is called a Bûche de Noël, more commonly known as this. 

What is a Yule Log?

1000

Relax cheerful fellows, let nothing bum you out

What's God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen?

1000

Popularized by Seinfeld, "Festivus" features this iconic moment after dinner in which everyone is allowed to voice the problems they have with other attendees.

What is the airing of grievances?

1000

This kind angel finally gains his wings after helping George Bailey see that the world is a better place with him in it.

Who is Clarence Odbody?

1000

You get this beverage when you infuse fermented grape juice with warm spices like cinnamon or cloves.

What is mulled wine?

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