BAD ADJECTIVES FOR A DATING PROFILE
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A DOG & PONY & LEMUR SHOW
REAL "D" LIGHTS

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This adjective for a baseball hit out of play is not good, especially if it's before "mouthed"

foul

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A new tradition in 2017--at the end of the 1st quarter, Hawkeye fans at this U. turn & wave at Children's Hospital patients

University of Iowa

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Thinking about retiring? This agency has a retirement estimator you can use at ssa.gov

Social Security Administration

200

The average height of this pony named for an island group is 40 inches--it's so short that it's not measured in hands

A shetland

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Important for metabolizing calcium, it's created by ultraviolet radiation

Vitamin D

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This word for selfish or boastful comes from the psychoanalytic term for the conscious sel

egotistical

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In 1952, 8 playoff game wins took the Stanley Cup, so Red Wing fans threw this sea creature on the ice for luck

an octopus

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This news & entertainment site offers quizzes under headings like "Can We Guess?" & "Would You Rather?"

BuzzFeed

400

This tracking dog has been described as a unique-looking dog in a baggy suit

A bloodhound

400

One of his early forays into rap was fittingly on the song "Public Enemy No. 1"

Chuck D

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It means "capable of polishing or cleaning a surface by grinding"

abrasive

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In a Dec. game, Taylor U. hoops fans don't make a sound until the team hits point 10; later, all sing this appropriate carol

"Silent Night"

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Its article on itself says it's "the largest and most popular general reference work on the internet"

Wikipedia

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Some primates have noses; lemurs have one of these with a rhinarium at the tip, the same as dogs & pigs

A snout

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"Open some smiles" with this fruity drink, perhaps the orange strawberry variety

SunnyD

800

Rising in rebellion, or causing disgust

revolting

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Let the beer flow at the Sausage Race with Polish & Italian sausage, brat, hot dog & chorizo at this NL team's games

the (Miliwaukee) Brewers

800

This website that sells more than just shoes takes its name from the Spanish word for "shoes"

Zappos

800

This state's Chincoteague Island, off its eastern shore, is known as a playground for wild ponies

Virginia

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Jack Black moonlights in this "persistent" band with partner Kyle Gass

Tenacious D

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6-letter synonym for acrid, corresponding to one of the 4 major kinds of taste buds

Bitter

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When the horses enter the track to run in the Kentucky Derby, 160,000 fans sing this Stephen Foster song

"My old kentucky home"

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In 2008 this former editor of Vanity Fair & the New Yorker launched the Daily Beast

Tina Brow

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The sole living representative of its family, this double-named lemur sounds like a Navy man's "yes, sir!"

An aye-aye

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Wizards of the Coast now owns the role-playing game created by Gary Gygax commonly shortened to this

D&D

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