Up on the Rooftop
For seasonal installs, these plastic pieces snap onto shingles or gutters and keep your C9 bulbs pointed straight ahead
What are light clips?
This Joe is known for making outside fun again
What is Mosquito Joe?
When green slime oozes from my refrigerator and I hear strange sounds in the attic, I am calling...
Who are the Ghostbusters?
Located on the shores of Lake Lanier, this “Poultry Capital of the World” is famous for its chicken industry.
What is Gainesville?
What do roofs and chicken pox have in common?
What are shingles?
This grocery store is the only place you go in for bananas and leave with $65 of seasonal snacks you don't need
What is Trader Joe's?
When my equipment malfunctions and I run out of inventory, I am calling...
Who is Fred?
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
What is fa la la la la la la la la?
This triangular section of wall between two roof slopes is a favorite landing zone for Santa and a nightmare for painters
What are gables?
Founded in Athens, Georgia, this “Joe” is best known for roasting coffee and making college students feel invincible at 2 a.m
What is Jittery Joe's?
If I need to make outside fun again, I am calling?
What is Mosquito Joe's?
This is Santa’s main point of entry on Christmas Eve
What is a chimney?
This man's name rhymes with "flow bonus"
Who is Joe Jonas?
When an angry customer comes outside to yell at me for doing my job, I am calling...
Who is Jordan?
Best known for climbing on rooftops, this primate is someone who I hope none of you come into contact with during an install
Who is King Kong?
This Joe consists of ground beef and onions in a tomato-based sauce
What is sloppy Joe?
When my mom takes the family on vacation and leaves me HOME ALONE and two gangsters named the Wet Bandits try to break into my house, I am calling...
What is my local pizza delivery shop?
How many birds fly my way on the 12th day of Christmas?
What is 41?