"The education system has failed me"
What does GPS stand for?
Global Positioning System
You receive 1000$ in cash and you decide to invest. You get lucky, and your stock reaches +20%. How much money did you gain?
200 dollars
Which fruit is the only fruit that can be turned into paper?
Bananas
What number did Apostle Paul associate with Emperor Nero in Revelations?
666
What fruit or vegetable is the main ingredient of Ratatouille?
The eggplant.
How many U.S. states does the Mississippi river flow through?
Ten
You pull into a drive-thru. There are 13 cars ahead of you, and their orders and pickup take four minutes each. By the time you collect your order and finally drive away, how much minutes had you spent at that stupid restaurant?
56 minutes.
What is the national animal of Scotland?
Unicorn
How many of Jesus' disciples were fishermen?
Four. (Peter, Andrew, James, John.)
What is the second most popular beverage on the planet?
Coffee
What is the best selling novel, of all time?
Don Quixote
Preston raids the fridge and makes himself an ice cream sundae. After eating it and going to bed, Shiloh finds the container out in the open, with all 12 servings of the ice cream gone. Each serving is 260 calories, and a half-empty bowl is later found with 5 servings of ice cream left. How much calories did Preston consume?
1820 calories.
If you took every planet, the sun, the earth's moon, and Pluto, how much flying objects in space would you have in total?
Eleven.
Which city was later destroyed by God, and turned Lot's wife into salt?
Sodom
Which country was the hamburger patty first created?
Italy
MrBeast asks 8 people to take or double one dollar, and give it to the next person. How much money will you, the only greedy and selfish person, win?
256 dollars
Which famous landmark around the world is somehow the most commonly associated with aliens?
The Great Pyramids Of Giza
During Daniel and King Belshazzar's feast, a hand writes three words on the wall. What are those three words?
Numbered, Measured, Divided.
Two trains leave their stations. A subway is traveling at 60 mph. A rusted locomotive is traveling at 30 mph. The resulting collision happens in 10 minutes. How far apart were the trains' starting points in miles?
15 miles.
What is the name of the first novel to have a monster in it?
Frankenstein
What are the sixth and seventh plagues god put on Egypt?
Egyptian boils, and hailstorms.
Paul Bunyan, the famous tall tale, was said to have created what yellow American food?
Popcorn