H-town chaos
Houston’s unofficial season after spring and before summer, known for flooding and 100% humidity, is jokingly called this.
What is “swamp season”?
Before becoming a global superstar, this Houston-born singer performed in the girl group Destiny’s Child.
Who is Beyonce
This famously artsy Houston neighborhood is where everyone says they’re “just grabbing coffee” but somehow spends $94.
This Houston catchphrase, made famous by astronauts, is often quoted when literally anything goes wrong.
What is “Houston, we have a problem”?
What does BE FAST stand for?
Balance, Eyes, Face drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulty, Time to call 911
This Houston freeway is famous for having up to 26 lanes and still somehow being completely jammed.
What is Katy Freeway
This Houston rapper’s “Sicko Mode” somehow contains enough beat changes to qualify as cardio.
Who is Travis Scott?
Houston’s Galleria area is home to this mall where you can ice skate, luxury shop, and lose your car for 45 minutes.
What is The Galleria?
This Houston annual event attracts millions and somehow makes cowboy boots acceptable office wear for a month.
What is the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo?
The American Heart Association recommends adults aim for about this many minutes of moderate exercise each week.
What is 150 minutes?
Houstonians know that if someone says “it’s not that far,” they probably mean this terrifying drive time.
This athlete, who has spoken about having an all-female management team, also bought a home for his mother in Humble, Texas after signing his NFL contract.
Who is Jalen Hurts?
This freeway loop is where Houstonians test both their patience and survival instincts daily.
What is 610
The Houston-area suburb known for a giant water tower shaped like a strawberry.
What is Pasadena?
This annual fundraising event often involves fancy outfits, emotional speeches, and people suddenly becoming competitive fundraisers.
What is Heart Ball or Go Red for Women???
This Houston sports venue once housed baseball, football, concerts, livestock shows, AND was nicknamed the “Eighth Wonder of the World.”
What is Houston Astrodome?
This Houston-born actor played “Napoleon Dynamite’s” uncle Rico and also coached football in Texas.
Who is Jon Gries?
This district is known for murals, tacos, and pretending parallel parking isn’t terrifying.
What is Montrose?
The Houston Texans’ first-ever draft pick was this quarterback known for “happy feet.”
Who is David Carr?
The true sign event season has arrived: everyone suddenly starts talking about this one thing nonstop.
What is sponsorships / auction items / tables?
The annual Houston tradition where Texans fans convince themselves “this is our year” starts during this offseason activity.
What is training camp?
This Houston rap legend made “Still Tippin’” required listening for anyone driving slower than 80 on 610.
Who is Mike Jones
This Houston street is famous for restaurants, bars, and causing GPS confusion because it changes names multiple times.
What is Westheimer Road?
Houston is the only major U.S. city founded without this common city-planning feature.
What is zoning laws?
This symptom of a heart attack is more commonly reported by women than men and can make a cardiac event easier to miss.
What is nausea, unusual fatigue, or shortness of breath