J-Mafia
Safety & Security
Know Your Deputy
Sand Springs Potpourri
Institutional Turrets
100

This member of the J-Mafia was definitely the biggest pack rat.

Who is Janice?

100

These are perfect for stopping runaway forklifts?

What are school busses?

100

This deputy needed velcro.

Who is Shawn Foote?

100

This employee often subs for Ray in Electrical?

What is Robert Neil?

100

When you first meet him you might think this IT Technician has an affinity for soup.

Who is Steve Campbell?

200

This member of the J-Mafia has at one point offered all of us sage advice that has helped us keep our jobs.

Who is Julie?

200

The staff restroom is commonly known by these 3 characters.

What is DB5?

200

This person has a side gig as a Jr. deputy in order to earn a little extra "back child support" cash.

Who is Garrett?

200

The most recent married employee on campus.

Who is Emily?

200

This former IT Technician frustratingly quits fantasy football by week 4 every year.

Who is Lee Gardner?

300

This member of the J-Mafia was always good for one blow up disagreement a year with Steve Biggs.

Who is Jamie?

300

This area of the campus we'll call "celebration station" has sped up talks about fencing. 

What is the courtyard?

300

This deputy has enjoyed spelunking right under his own home?

Who is Ryan Linfoot?

300

These two employees(one current, one not) once worked at a small school just a few miles south of here?

Who is Lisa Kirk and Derek Beller?

300

This IT Tech often tied broken monitors and other parts to the back of his motorcycle and was thrown out of Ron's program after a shouting match.

Who is Hal?

400

This member of the J-Mafia somehow always managed to beat Ryan in Fantasy Football and was not afraid to remind him often.

Who is Janice?

400

Sean still blames these two people as the reason he ran into the glass at PD day.

Who are Dr. Williams and Kerry Sitton

400

Kary Merlock's favorite deputy on name alone?

Who is Whitney Bacon?

400

This employee shares the name of a well-known baseball player from the 50's & 60's.

Who is John Antonelli?

400

Which IT Technician did Derek scare when he parodied an SNL skit, slammed his fist on the desk, and said "FIX IT!"

Who is Neal Atkinson?

500

This member of the J-Mafia was accused of stealing Charles's hotpockets from the refrigerator?

Who is Juanita?

500

A mentally unstable intruder left a treasure map of where she hid all of this staff member's office supplies while drinking from her Stanley in the dead of night.

Who is Melinda?

500

The pizza franchise where Linfoot was once a store manager is...

What is Mazzio's?

500

Derek once recruited Jill, Sean, and Julie to play on the same dumpster fire of a softball team named this:

What is 212o

500

This IT tech often seemed to appear and reappear all around the campus so quietly that she became known as the "ninja".

Who is Tamara Jaramillo?

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