Itz a me, a Mario
💃👑
Dancing Queen
“And thank you that Natalia’s mom left her so that we can have her.”
Mrs.Morrow
Took an ATOMIC fart and the other heard
Natalia….
Favorite color is red, true or false.
False, it is blue
Puppy’s legs are splayed out at birth
(bonus if you can tell how to fix it)
Swimmer puppy, put correctional braces on their legs.
🫅🫴🚗🏠💰
🏅“It’s not that hard Alex, YMAC.”
Lily
Got hit on by a guy younger than her at school
Lily
Bones broken
Little toe, and middle finger
Mother just birthed calf, now down for the count and I’m drownin in ‘em.
(bonus if you can tell how to fix it)
(bonus bonus if you tell me where that snip of a song is from)
Milk fever, give calcium via IV. Helpless Hamilton.
🦸🪖
Super Trouper
“I need to chuck you like a hand grenade.”
Alexander
Was told to stay home because of Campus Clear
Natalia
Would she rather just text, or just call or facetime
Just text
Kitten is itching a ton around its ear
(bonus if you can tell how to fix it)
Ear mites. Clean it out, put ear drops, rub it in, TLC.
💧🚽
Waterloo
“Gotta love tinker-FREAKING bell.”
Jessicaaaaa
Had an Apple phone first
Lily
Where she was raised state name ( bonus points if she gets for how long she stayed in that state)
Connecticut, 14 years
Cow isn't eating and when flicked, you hear a “ping” (bonus if you can tell how to fix it)
LDA, left displaced abdomen
😍💍😍💍😍💍😍💍😍💍😍💍
I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
99+68 equals what *can't actually insert name or it will give it away.”
“Ummmmmmmm… 53?”
Katelyn
Who’s first text was a goat emoji?
Lily
7. Eddy, Gui, Michael, Dalton, Daniel S, Davis, and John B.
Puppy is super ill and is highly contagious
(bonus if you can tell how to fix it)
Canine Parvovirus