Comes in Threes
Micah’s pair of these outdoor-friendly rollerblades is black and yellow.
Tri skates
Weird Al parodied the 2009 Miley Cyrus hit to “Party in the…” this government agency.
CIA
This famous president’s profile can be seen on the quarter dollar.
George Washington
The English word “chapter” traces its roots back to this Latin word, meaning “head.”
Caput
Wearing a very small mustache is still taboo due to its association with this WWII figure.
Adolf Hitler
These three languages comprise the majority of the original text of the Old and New Testament.
Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek.
The only time Weird Al doesn’t alter an artist’s lyrics is if he changes the style of the song to this musical genre of Polish origin.
Polka
A standard size for Ball or Mason canning jars, also one fourth of a gallon.
Quart
Micah is currently halfway through this classic French novel.
The Count of Monte Cristo
This Civil War general was the namesake for a distinctive style of cheek beards.
Ambrose Burnside
These three institutions were all part of Micah’s undergraduate studies.
St. Louis Community College Florissant, Missouri Baptist University, and Brookes Bible College
This 1989 film was named for its fictional television station, and stars “Weird Al” Yancovic, David Bowe, and Kevin McCarthy.
UHF
The US State quarter series started this year in the nineties.
1999
The prophecy that the Messiah would be born in Bethlehem comes from this verse in Micah’s namesake book.
Micah 5:2
This reptile is a harmless household pet—unlike the fire-breathing monster its name implies.
Bearded dragon
I’m Genesis, these three sons of Noah include one of Micah’s favorite meats.
Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
This heartbreaking Weird Al country music parody about the mediocrity of true love is one that makes Ruth’s skin crawl every time Micah sings it.
Good Enough for Now
The motto “E Pluribus Unum,” still found on most coins, translates to English as this.
Out of many, one.
The first telling of Messiah’s coming, also called the protoevengelion, is found in this chapter and verse.
Genesis 3:16
This preacher called beards “natural, scriptural, manly, and beneficial.”
Charles Spurgeon
Micah suffers from these three interrelated health diagnoses.
Asthma, allergies, and eczema.
In Weird Al’s 10-minute long musical saga, “Stuck in the Drive Thru,” this ingredient was missing from the main character’s hamburger.
Onions
In the television series Psych, Sean Spencer joins African-American singing trio Blackapella, which he renames to this ironic title.
Quarterblack
Every chapter furthers the writers logical arguments in this book of the Bible, which is Micah’s favorite.
Romans
This US president grew a beard after after an 11-year-old girl wrote a letter to him criticizing his face.
Abraham Lincoln