Jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
I have four legs, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A table
What coin is worth 25 cents?
Quarter
What number is in the tens place in 42?
4
What is the national bird of the U.S.?
Bald Eagle
Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon!
I come out at night and shine bright. What am I?
The moon
What coin is the smallest in size?
Dime
In 67, what is the value of the 6? 60
60
What building does the President live in?
The White House
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
You can catch me, but you can’t throw me. What am I?
A cold
What coin has George Washington on it?
Quarter
What is 3 tens and 5 ones?
35
What statue is a symbol of freedom in New York?
The Statue of Liberty
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
I have a face and hands but no body. What am I?
A snail
What coin is bigger: a nickel or a dime?
Nickel
What is 6 tens and 0 ones?
60
What is the name of the famous bell in Philadelphia?
The Liberty Bell
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
The more you take away, the bigger I get. What am I? →
A hole
What coin has Abraham Lincoln on it?
Penny
In 58, what digit is in the tens place?
5
Why can't the Liberty Bell be used?
It has a big crack.