Jrennaism
“What did you say….”
John after Brenna says something
“Ok they’re balling up their fists”
What is the AI guy
Morbidly obese pizza maker
Fat Chris’s
Lemony chickeny goodness
What is Lemon butter chicken pasta
10 baseball cards + 12 Lord of the rings cards
22 cards
“Buppy wuppy”
“Buppy upulous”
What is John’s name for Brenna
“Your not gonna talk about your kids one ounce”
What is I think you should leave
“It will be a four hour wait”
*table is ready 20 minutes later*
Spacanopoli
Use all the meat
What is enchiladas
2 digital pigs plus 4 internet hippos
What is 6 webkinz
“Bups”
“Bugga boo”
Brenna’s names for John
High pitch store manager outsourcing child bearing
What is Superstore
Rainbow trivia
And prideful photo booths
That bar we went to that one time
You gotta cook them juuuust right
What are macaroons
3 chocolate monkey drinks + 2 pina coladas + 1 mini bar + 2 espresso martinis
8 dranks
“I’ve already heard this before…”
What is John telling Brenna a story
Snake wrangler schemes his way into thousands but in the process confirms he will never get a girlfriend
What is Traitors
Can I interest you in some steak to wash down that chocolate cake
The Signature Aruba all inclusive restaurant
John’s famous Super Bowl S……
Sliders
1 flaming car + 1 call to triple A
1 trip to Pete’s Auto
*burps*
*Farts*
What is Brenna when she’s relaxed
When your bad but actually good but also have been changed for good
Wicked
One hand on a steak knife, the other hand with a controlled grip on the city of Chicago
What is Gibsons
If them smoke alarms ain’t going off it ain’t cooked yet
Pizza stone pizza
5 emails to the garden community + 1 email to puppy yoga
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