Historical Diss Tracks
The list by Martin Luther that consisted of lots of things the Catholic Church was doing wrong.
What are the 95 Theses?
The leader of the Soviet Union that wanted to be the main character so bad that he killed all of his friends, and millions of his own people, and erased them from history.
Who is Joseph Stalin?
I am this many years old.
What is 23?
What the first slide of all of my slideshows looks like.
What is text on the left, gif on the right?
The most common injury from the atomic bomb that people survived.
What are burns?
The artist who raps "Tryna strike a chord and its prolly..."
Who is Kendrick Lamar?
The religious reformer who invented Calvinism, and believed that anything enjoyed was a sin.
Who is John Calvin?
I went to this college.
What is the University of Kentucky?
We covered this many units. (Not including the final project)
What is 12 units?
During World War I, this disease impacted soldiers who were in the trenches for a long time. Think like your hands and feet after you get out of the pool, times a million
What is trench foot?
The document that blamed Germany for EVERYTHING after this "Great War".
What is the Treaty of Versailles?
He created a new religion all because he was soooooo desperate to divorce his wife. He also exploded in his coffin.
Who is King Henry VIII?
This is the greatest TV show ever! (According to me)
What is "The Office"?
The first summative we ever did.
What is the Renaissance and Reformation poster?
Before toilets were invented, people did this to get rid of their excrement.
What is throw it out the window?
According to Wendy Williams, this person is jealous of Adele.
Who is Beyonce?
The bald fascist leader of Italy who often got suspended from school as a child for stabbing his classmates.
Who is Benito Mussolini?
This is the most common decoration in my classroom
What are flags?
My largest class period.
What is 6th?
Because of the overcrowding of cities during the Industrial Revolution, the drinking water became this.
What is polluted?
The man who was dissed to death (shot) by Gavrilo Princip in the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1914. His death caused WWI to start.
Who is Archduke Franz Ferdinand?
Introduced a "beard tax" on Russian men in order to "westernize" Russia.
Who is Peter the Great?
What is mint?
The title of the checklist under the rubric on each summative.
What is success criteria?
During the bubonic plague, people would pull wagons carrying these down the street everyday.
What are dead bodies?