OH OWEN!
After having a variety of somewhat questionable discussions about desired plans for the impending future, I mentioned that I would eventually like to play THIS song on my wedding day
What is Every Time We Touch?
"Dude! Is that true?! Parry into forward smash should not be that easy." *Sucks air from hand*
Who is Micah Buckner?
Countless times, I have exclaimed THIS phrase after hearing multiple viscous knocks on the hall door and people telling me to let them in
What is "Use Your Key"?
What is Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?
Excessive amounts of peanut butter
What is Paul and Owen's Room?
While Lawlor Palooza was considered by many to be an exciting event, it wasn't too fun when THIS action was performed between Tim Miller and I all while exchanging an onion
What is Kissing?
*Places hand on hip* "Would you guys mind keeping it down? I'm trying to get some sleep."
Who is Paul Gusmano?
While the message behind THIS Instagram page's posts are nonetheless encouraging and true, it becomes extremely annoying when people constantly repost its pictures, battle cries, and cutesy quotes on their own stories and VSCOs
What is Her True Worth?
You may hear me screaming at Cole for whiffing a shot, failing to save the ball, and being at the bottom of the leaderboard in THIS competitive "sports" game
What is Rocket League?
Nancy
What is Luke and Ben's Room?
Not even loud screams and stupid chants could wake me up from me and Paul's nap during THIS long-running tradition
What is Printy Initiation?
"Come on guys, don't say that."
Who is Ben Johnson?
For quite some time, someone miraculously thought it would be funny to say THIS extremely annoying phrase after every word ending in -er
What is "I Barely Know Her"?
Often used as a tool to expose others, THIS game allows players to type in answers they think most appropriatly respresent the subject at hand.
What is QUIPLASH?
The Double-Desk
What is Sam and Isaac's Room?
After multiple concerning actions and outlandish statements, I started to realize that I needed to gain more of THIS, something a lot of incoming Freshmen lack
What is Maturity?
"That was nasty."
Who is Cole Wrigglesworth?
It feels like an unnecessary eternity when pressing through THIS type of celebratory Instagram story. Its even worse when the celebrated person reposts it!
What is a Birthday Story?
When booting up THIS weird physics/melee game, Jonathan decided it would be a good idea to sit on a couple of glass lightbulbs before getting started
What is Gang Beasts?
Shattered plate bits
What is Jared and Jake's Room?
In order to cover my tracks when going on a secret date, I mentioned to one person that I would be going to THIS restaurant when in reality I was going to a coffee shop. Much to my chagrin, everyone was questioning my true whereabouts when I got back, even people I never told!
What is Chipotle?
"Owen!"
Who is Bobby Oriel?
Before even setting down one's backpack after returning from a hard day's work, THIS person is seconds from my door, and many others' for that matter, only to barge in a short time after
Who is Jonathan Rathbun?
The NAME of Bobby's at-home "professional" gaming league
What is 5TD Gaming?
Broken string lights
What is Mumme and Micah's Room?