Laugh Lines
A pit boss, to Ned Flanders on this show: "Las Vegas doesn't care for out of towners! Take your money & go someplace else"
What is The Simpsons?
WIKI
What is Kiwi?
Chew on this: humans have 12 of these teeth with broad biting surfaces adapted for grinding
What are molars?
The main story line of a literary work, or the spot where you could be buried
What is the plot?
A reverent petition made to a deity
What is a prayer?
Teddy Roosevelt, to Larry the security guard in this movie: "Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?"
What is Night at The Museum?
LUMP
What is plum?
In 1995 the FDA approved a vaccine for this kids' disease of skin outbreaks caused by the varicella-zoster virus
What is chicken pox?
The protective paper cover around a hardbound book is known as this type of "jacket"
What is dust?
A homeless cat that wanders over to your house
What is a stray?
Shifu to Po the Dragon Warrior, in this film: "we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears"
What is Kung Fu Panda?
What is pear?
Per its label, the topical medicine Vicks VapoRub aims to suppress this cold symptom
What is coughing?
Usually followed by the resolution or denouement, it's the decisive turning point of a dramatic story!
What is the climax?
A state of disorganization or untidiness
What is dissarray?
This Jon Heder character, when told he needs key chains: "I already made like infinity of those at scout camp"
What is Napoleon Dynamite?
EERY BLURB
What is blue berry?
This organ is shaped like a "J" & generally holds a little over 1 quart
What is the stomach?
Unrhymed poetry of irregular meter & rhythm is known by this 2-word term
What is free verse?
To assume the character of someone in a play or movie
What is portray?
Emma Stone in "Crazy Stupid Love" on seeing this actor shirtless: "It's like you're photoshopped"
Who is Ryan Gosling?
ALERT WOMEN
What is watermelon?
Vasco da Gama once lost about 100 out of 160 men to this disease caused by a lack of vitamin C
What is scurvy?
As its prefix indicates, this 7-letter word is the implied meaning "underneath" a literary work
What is subtext?
When this happens to shoelaces or tempers, something's about to snap
What is fray?