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Most likely to...
100
This attending "enjoys playing golf and tennis and also has an artistic side which is displayed through his talent at drawing and painting as well as playing the piano and violin"
Who is Dr. Prince Chan
100
This chief has made out with more girls than everyone else in the program combined
Who is Dr. Yager
100
This attending "does not listen to patient complains about back pain. Thinks he is God. I would not recommend him to my worst enemy"
Who is Dr. Alan Moskowitz
100
"The Greatest Discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude."
Who is Nick Martin
100
Regardless of surgical outcome, this is what all of Dr Saunders patients are most likely to be doing
What is "loving it"
200
This attending "completed a rigorous fellowship in the field of Sports Medicine, and is on the leading edge of sports medicine in Wichita and throughout Kansas"
Who is Dr. Brennen Lucas
200
This is the only chief who was unable to reduce an ankle fracture in the ER this year
Who is Dr. Bron
200
Guy is horrible. Very unprofessional, especially in appearance. Eating must be his sport. Surgery was 2 hours late from the scheduled time. Made my knee even worse after surgery.
Who is Dr. Ken Jansson
200
Love me without fear Trust me without question Need me without demanding Want me without restriction Accept me without change Desire me without inhibitions For a love so free.... will never fly away.
Who is Liz Heslper
200
According to visiting professor Dr Tony Hedley, they are the most likely patients to wear out their joints and complain of pain
Who are "those big girls"
300
This attending "finds new technologies and research exciting and in fact has written seventeen journal publications, nine book chapters, a book publication: Pocket Spine, and twenty-five podium/poster presentations all ranging from the percutaneous pedicle screw placement to total disc replacement"
Who is Dr. Camden Whitaker
300
As an intern, this chief hooked up with a girl who turned up the next morning in the ER with a pilon fracture.
Who is Dr. Yager
300
"He was the most dismissive doctor I had ever met with. At one appointment, he continued to take his phone out and check messages right in front of me, would giggle, then slip it back in his pocket before he exited the room after 3-4 minutes"
Who is Dr. Brad Dart
300
Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.
Who is Tyler Bron
300
This is the most likely conference topic on the first Thursday of every month
What is anatomy. Specifically, spine anatomy
400
Of all of his accomplishments, his family is that of which he is most proud. He strongly believes in treating all patients as he would want his family treated.
Who are Dr. Chris Anderson and Dr. Chad Corrigan. Unclear who plagiarized who.
400
An insult that, when delivered by this particular chief, is so severe that it has its own name
What is a "Priddy Burn"
400
This attending "Did not listen to complaints of pain after a partial knee replacement. Laughed when I said I was in constant pain. Went to another dr who had to do a total replacement"
Who is Dr. Tarun Bhargava
400
"Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
Who is Craig Yager
400
This attending is most likely to be the suspect of a homicide investigation after having divulged details regarding one of his research projects
Who is Dr Michael Heggeness
500
This attending "enjoys the outdoors including fishing, hunting, gardening and flying kites. Indoors, you will find him working with computers, cooking in the kitchen or enjoying a book on science fiction, fantasy or Christian literature"
Who is Dr. Kent Heady
500
As an intern, this chief was chased down the hallway of 6SE by an insane man with a pilon fracture crawling on his hands and knees screaming "I'm going to fu*king kill you"
Who is Dr. Drummond
500
This attending "was matter-of-fact and very competent. Got me back on my feet in no time. An excellent doctor!"
Who is Dr. Michelle Klaumann
500
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
Who is Michael Priddy
500
This attending is most likely to work part time as an international arms dealer
Who is Dr. Dart
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