Things in the Room
A former student often drew this creature attacking Mr. Pawlak
What is Godzilla?
It's what you call the corny form of humor that Carl Azuz uses at the end of each broadcast.
What are puns?
She is our wonderful and helpful 6th grade counselor.
Who is Mrs. Goulette?
These are the names of Mr. P.'s 2 lovely daughters.
What are Mallori and Miranda?
"Welcome," in Polish.
What is Witamy?
Most people think (or should think) that this group was the greatest rock band that ever lived.
Who were the Beatles?
This is what you call a severe cyclonic (swirling) tropical storm that originates in the ocean. (Note: it has different names in different parts of the world)
What is a hurricane?
Mr. Kowalczk is our Principal...They are the 2 Assistant Principals.
Who are Ms. Weiss and Mr. Heller?
They are the "Blues Brothers" and the names of Mr. P.'s two cats...
Who are Jake and Elwood?
Why, this is the direction that the sun rises in each morning (on Earth, anyway).
What is the East?
Tragically, this "Queen of Soul" passed away a few weeks ago.
Who was Aretha Franklin?
Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of this social network, was in the news concerning Russian tampering of US elections.
What is Facebook?
It's definitely not a 5 minute break between classes...it's called this because it's what you are doing...
What is passing time?
It is the name of the Elementary School that Mr. Pawlak taught at for years, before coming to Handy.
According to legend, this group threw a dart to decide what to name their group. It landed on our city.
Who were the Bay City Rollers?
It is the official mascot of SVSU.
What is a cardinal?
France recently banned these in its schools.
What are cell phones?
This is the temperature that water boils (and a theme at HMS).
What is 212 degrees?
It is what you call a person that collects way too much stuff (and what Mr. P. says he really is not one)
What is a hoarder?
Pencil, planner, textbook, chapter book to read
This Polish composer, with a French sounding name, composed the "minute waltz" (and may, or may not have liked bacon.
He's the newscaster, the guy with the corny puns.
Who is Carl Azuz?
It is what happens if you get all of your boxes filled up in you planner for one marking period.
What is a week of after school detention?
It is Libby the Dog's real first name.
What is Phyllis Elizabeth?
He was assassinated on November 22, 1963.
Who was JFK (John Fitzgerald Kennedy)?