What's the name of the play we run when we have less than a yard to get for a 1st down? Say the name and do the signal for it.
Goose (Flap your arms like a goose)
The lineman who would fill in wherever we needed on offense. He typically didn't know when to pull, which way to pull, which way to block, or who to block.
Brock Keltner
What smart/dumb lineman doesn't know his right from his left?
Arlan Thibodeaux
Who would get a false start penalty because Arlan Thibodeaux would forget to snap the ball?
The ENTIRE OFFENSE other than Arlan.
Who should NEVER play any position on offense and should ONLY play defense?
Brandon Gary
Who failed to scoop and score on defense against St. Michael and got tackled on the 3 yard line?
Hanz Lacasse
Who did we try to play at different positions (RB, WR, CB, FS, SS) but could never learn the plays?
Ethan Myers
What lineman couldn't block River or HB Screen Right to save his life?
Wyatt "I think my cousin is hot" Gobert
Although this is not a penalty, he did something very stupid and got pulled from the game.
Who celebrated by doing the Cam Newton/Superman celebration because he FINALLY made a tackle in the backfield?
Jacob Cormier..........oh by the way, Armstrong scored the very next play on a run to his side where he was supposed to be.
Who was our "Snapchat Superstar" until the coaches found out and got him laid out by Hanz and then told him to "put that on snapchat"?
Nicholas Simmons
Name the 3 people in the backfield on Beast, and who from defense would come in to play the 2nd Tight End?
Layton Hebert (or Jacob Cormier)
Hanz Lacasse
Clay Doucet (or Jacob Cormier)
Brandon Gary would play TE (but we sure as hell wouldn't throw it to him).
Who got hit in the nuts and had to come out and did a "my nuts hurts dance" in front of the camera?
Dayton Boone
Who got blocked to the concession stand in Welsh by a wide receiver? He got blocked so far that he wasn't even seen on the film anymore?
Jay Lavergne
Although it wasn't called a penalty, who was running the ball and had a helmet to helmet hit on a Welsh guy that ended up giving the Welsh guy a concussion?
Clay Doucet
Who was our "scout team hero"?
Ethan Cormier
Who's hair was so high, it could have been his helmet? Who started playing better once he started dating a volleyball player? Who said the best advice he ever received was to "try not to suck"?
Layton Hebert
Name 4 football players who to go Evangeline.
Zach Clay, Josh Rudd, Aiden Lopez, Kaden Benoit, Callum Carswell, Bryce Fontenot
Who could not block an outside blitz if his life depended on it?
Connor Zinn
Who kills a drive against Armstrong by getting a personal foul by trying to block without his helmet?
Connor Zinn
Who broke his arm during Athletic PE and had his brother say "how'd you get so lucky to break your arm"?
Cole Eddins
What is the signal for Turkey Right Fake Y Speed Left HB Option Right?
(You must get the entire thing right)
Turkey Right=Turkey Neck w/ 1 hand
Fake=Draw smile on face
Y Left=Make Letter Y with hands and put both arms out
HB Option Right=Tap Head, Pitch motion, and stick 1 arm out
Who got blocked into the visitors bleachers by an Oakdale wide receiver?
Blayton Fontenot
Although it is an illegal play and would have been a penalty if we had referees, what was the name of last play of the B team game against Armstrong, who had the ball, and what was the result?
Fried Chicken Left, Chris Guillory had the ball, and he scored the 2 point conversion.
Who threw up rice and gravy while running during spring training?
Josh Rudd