Thems the Rules
Need to get squeezed in for an appointment but your doc can't fit you in? Staff can follow this process to get you in quick.
What is the cross-scheduling protocol?
This EMR system, founded in a basement in 1979, is the exact opposite of understated.
What is Epic?
Do this by March 31 to avoid S-U-S-P-E-N-S-I-O-N.
What is Annual Education?
SOB, low BP, critical PT/INR, OD...PARs better get thee to what telephone lifeline quickly?
What is the screening/triage line?
An affinity for the poo emoji and a voracious appetite, don't leave your food unattended around this doctor.
Who is Dr. Sloane?
Make sure your patient completes one of these if they are on any Schedule II, III, IV or V.
What is a Controlled Substance Agreement?
Named after a Portuguese saint, this local medical establishment just celebrated its tin anniversary.
What is St. Anthony Hospital?
Characterized by cough, runny nose and a red rash, this disease can be easily prevented with a simple vaccine.
What is measles?
Patient fall? Needle stick? Better file this flower sometime quick.
What is an IRIS?
This former voice actor chose a career in medicine over space science and keeps creepy aquatic animals in his garage.
Who is Dr. Dalumpines?
Feelin' dirty? Submit 10 of these each month or get the hand.
What are hand hygiene observations?
Reverence, Integrity, Compassion and Excellence. I'll have this with a side of beans.
What is RICE values?
Patients on Medicare receive this preventative screening visit once a year.
What is the Annual Wellness Visit?
We're off the charts with this system goal to sign patients up for this personal medical portal.
What is MyChart?
This athlete enjoys his sandwich with a side of pickle...ball.
Who is Dr. Khan?
Tick-tock, tick-tock - this policy keeps patients and you on the right side of the clock.
What is the On Time Arrival policy?
Need help communicating with a patient? Follow this outline to get your message across with ease.
What is AIDET?
This recent merger between CHI and Dignity Health created a new healthcare organization that is anything but common.
What is CommonSpirit Health?
This license makes sure we can order, receive, stock, dispense and dispose of medications. Without it, we would be...Milgard.
What is HCE license?
Despite his towering frame, this provider only hit his head once during his 3-year stint onboard the USS Stennis.
Who is Dr. Ennis?
Keep it safe and confidential is the overall premise of this act.
What is HIPAA?
Encrypt your messages with this word bookended by metadata tags.
What is #secure#?
With locations in University Place, Seattle, Bainbridge Island and Puyallup, this chain of quick care sites recently partnered with CHI.
What is CityMD?
Ouch! Don't get stuck not placing the right things in this bin.
What is the Sharps container?