math puns
Why should you never talk to pi?
Because she'll go on and on forever!
What do you call a triangle with three unequal sides?
scalene
Because they can't even!
what number does "giga" stand for?
one billion
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roman' numeral!
what is this called? see desktop photo
pascal's triangle
Just go to the corner, where it's always 90 degrees!
We know why 6 is scared of 7, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because 7 needed three squared meals a day!
Which number is bigger, a vigintillion or a centillion?
A centillion.