Men's History
This staff member lovingly and fearfully refers to spiders as "wigglers"
Who is Zach Morris?
The number of men's staff members that were campers just last summer
What is 7?
This staff member is CRUSHING the game as the oldest male staff member
Who is Jonathon Karpman?
This is the mediocre Mexican food hang that the boys at least contemplate and most nights consume food at.
What is Perico's
This is the name of the house that Timmy and Spencer (and many other boys) reside at in Washington
What is 17th ave House?
Two staff members have been referred to as royalty this summer most frequently?
Who is Lucas the Burger King and Jordan the Sweet Sweet Prince?
This staff members camper would "crush" every stick in the R Village during rest and relax
Who is Tommy Tolod?
The official sponsor of the week 8 sleepy Swifty snails
What is Bass Pro Shops?
This staff member went to prom with the most recent winner of the bachelor
Who is Derek Bergmann?
This staff member is most likely to be found cheating in the night game
Who is Chad?
In the span of one month, these staff members held hands two times back in high school
Who are Lucas Banks and Sara Nordby?
These three things have been banned for the summer of 2019 at Ponderosa Lodge
What are pranks, beezing, and Chaddy Daddy?
This staff member sings along to a playlist for every planet in the solar system!
Who is Noah Love?
This staff member created slingshots to demonstrate the epic battle between David and Goliath
Who is Aaron Smith?
This staff member had a crush on Emily LaDue when they were a camper
Who is Chad?
This staff member drifts off to the dream world each night on ostrich sheets
Who is Tommy Mathen?
This staff members Father runs a very successful business selling marijuana
BONUS: This staff members father does not have a very successful business but also grows marijuana at home
Who is Conner Pritchet
BONUS: Who is Caroline Smith
This cabin holds victims captive by locking the door forcing campers and staff members alike to climb through its windows.
What is R5?
This current staff member ratted out their camper for having a crush on Emily Ladue, in front of Emily Ladue
Who is Timmy Starostka?
This staff member has the weirdest profile picture on Groupme
Aaron Smith
Pull out your phone and look at it now because we couldn't put it on this website without paying money but it is worth taking a close look at.